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AMBITION
Oliver Herford sat next to a soulful poetess at dinner one night, and that dreamy one turned her sad eyes upon him. "Have you no other ambition, Mr. Herford," she demanded, "than to force people to degrade themselves by laughter?"
Yes, Herford had an ambition. A whale of an ambition. Some day he hoped to gratify it.
The woman rested her elbows on the table and propped her face in her long, sad hands, and glowed into Mr. Herford's eyes. "Oh, Mr. Herford," she said, "Oliver! Tell me about it."
"I want to throw an egg into an electric fan," said Herford, simply.
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There was once a remarkably kind boy who was a great angler. There was a trout stream in his neighborhood that ran through a rich man's estate. Permits to fish the stream could now and then be obtained, and the boy was lucky enough to have a permit.
One day he was fishing with another boy when a gamekeeper suddenly darted forth from a thicket. The lad with the permit uttered a cry of fright, dropped his rod, and ran off at top speed. The gamekeeper pursued.
For about half a mile the gamekeeper was led a swift and difficult chase. Then, worn out, the boy halted. The man seized him by the arm and said between pants:
"Have you a permit to fish on this estate?
"Yes to be sure," said the boy, quietly.
"You have? Then show it to me."
The boy drew the permit from his pocket. The man examined it and frowned in perplexity and anger.
"Why did you run when you had this permit?" he asked.
"To let the other boy get away," was the reply. "He didn't have none!"
🇬🇧 @one_story | Культурные каналы
Laksti — это блог Константина Лакстигаля, художника, студента академии живописи в Милане.
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As every southerner knows, elderly colored people rarely know how old they are, and almost invariably assume an age much greater than belongs to them. In an Atlanta family there is employed an old chap named Joshua Bolton, who has been with that family and the previous generation for more years than they can remember. In view, therefore, of his advanced age, it was with surprise that his employer received one day an application for a few days off, in order that the old fellow might, as he put it, "go up to de ole State of Virginny" to see his aunt.
"Your aunt must be pretty old," was the employer's comment.
"Yassir," said Joshua. "She's pretty ole now. I reckon she's 'bout a hundred an' ten years ole."
"One hundred and ten! But what on earth is she doing up in Virginia?"
"I don't jest know," explained Joshua, "but I understand she's up dere livin' wif her grandmother."
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Mark Twain and Chauncey M. Depew once went abroad on the same ship. When the ship was a few days out they were both invited to a dinner. Speech-making time came. Mark Twain had the first chance. He spoke twenty minutes and made a great hit. Then it was Mr. Depew's turn.
"Mr. Toastmaster and Ladies and Gentlemen," said the famous raconteur as he arose, "Before this dinner Mark Twain and myself made an agreement to trade speeches. He has just delivered my speech, and I thank you for the pleasant manner in which you received it. I regret to say that I have lost the notes of his speech and cannot remember anything he was to say."
Then he sat down. There was much laughter. Next day an Englishman who had been in the party came across Mark Twain in the smoking-room. "Mr Clemens," he said, "I consider you were much imposed upon last night. I have always heard that Mr. Depew is a clever man, but, really, that speech of his you made last night struck me as being the most infernal rot."
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The man of the house finally took all the disabled umbrellas to the repairer's. Next morning on his way to his office, when he got up to leave the street car, he absentmindedly laid hold of the umbrella belonging to a woman beside him, for he was in the habit of carrying one. The woman cried "Stop thief!" rescued her umbrella and covered the man with shame and confusion.
That same day, he stopped at the repairer's, and received all eight of his umbrellas duly restored. As he entered a street car, with the unwrapped umbrellas tucked under his arm, he was horrified to behold glaring at him the lady of his morning adventure. Her voice came to him charged with a withering scorn:
"Huh! Had a good day, didn't you!"
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THE GRIFFIN AND THE MINOR CANAAN By Frank R. Stockton (1834-1902)
This is the story of an old church in a faraway country, over the large door of which a large griffin is carved.
The author of this text is Frank R. Stockton (1834-1902). He was an American writer and humorist best known for his short stories and novels. Among his famous works is "Lady or Tiger?" , "The Griffin and the Lesser Canon" and "The Bee from Orn".
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UNDER FLYING HOOFS By Bertrand W. Sinclair
The story UNDER FLYING HOOFS tells about the adventures of a young cowboy Jim, who tries to save his beloved girl from a gang of robbers who attacked her ranch. The story is filled with dynamic scenes of chase, shootout and romance.
The author of the story Bertrand W. Sinclair was a Canadian writer, known for his westerns set in the United States, as well as his novels depicting life in his native province of British Columbia. Sinclair was born on January 9, 1881 in Edinburgh, Scotland, UK. At 14, he ran away from home and became a cowboy in Montana, where he drew inspiration for his works. He also worked in the timber and fishing industry. He died on October 20, 1972 in Canada.
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Пристань
2023
Марина Березина
Вы слышите дыхание? Если присмотреться и прислушаться, то можно почувствовать жар летнего дня с ослепительными солнечными брызгами на воде. Мачты вдали привлекают ваше внимание и зовут в путешествие в поисках приключений. В то же время, они говорят о важности помнить о доме и не забывать свой путь.
Этюд "Пристань" написан на Азовском море. Он был создан быстро и экспрессивно. Марина работает в стиле неоимпрессионизма, который позволяет ей чувствовать свободу и гармонию с новыми местами. Потому что она пишет картины, используя свои внутренние впечатления. А путешествия для неё - важный источник этих впечатлений.
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THE WHITE GRAVE By C. Alfred
The story “The White Grave” by C. Alfred tells about the adventures of two American pilots who crashed in Siberia and try to survive in harsh conditions. They face hunger, cold, wolves and local people who either help them or pursue them. The story is filled with drama, humor and realistic details.
C. Alfred is a pseudonym of American aviator Charles Alfred Anderson, known as the Father of Black Aviation. He was the chief flight instructor of the Tuskegee Airmen - the first black pilots who served in the US Army Air Forces during World War II. He was also famous for his flight with First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt in 1941, which drew attention to the Tuskegee training program . He died in 1996 and was honored with various awards and posthumously depicted on a US postage stamp.
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THE DOTTED TRAIL By W. H. Irwin
The story “The Dotted Trail” by W. H. Irwin tells about the adventures of two friends who go in search of gold in Alaska. They face many dangers, such as cold, hunger, wolves and bandits, but thanks to their wit and loyalty to each other they achieve their goal.
W. H. Irwin is an American writer and journalist, known for his stories about the Wild West and the North. He worked for newspapers such as “The New York Times”, “The San Francisco Chronicle” and “The Saturday Evening Post”. He was also the author of several books, including “The Land of Frozen Suns” and “The Border Watch”.
Read 9 mins
They thought more of the Legion of Honor in the time of the first Napoleon than they do now. The emperor one day met an old one-armed veteran.
"How did you lose your arm?" he asked.
"Sire, at Austerlitz."
"And were you not decorated?"
"No, sire."
"Then here is my own cross for you; I make you chevalier."
"Your Majesty names me chevalier because I have lost one arm. What would your Majesty have done had I lost both arms?"
"Oh, in that case I should have made you Officer of the Legion."
Whereupon the old soldier immediately drew his sword and cut off his other arm.
There is no particular reason to doubt this story. The only question is, how did he do it?
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AMERICANS
Eugene Field was at a dinner in London when the conversation turned to the subject of lynching in the United States.
It was the general opinion that a large percentage of Americans met death at the end of a rope. Finally the hostess turned to Field and asked:
"You, sir, must have often seen these affairs?"
"Yes," replied Field, "hundreds of them."
"Oh, do tell us about a lynching you have seen yourself," broke in half a dozen voices at once.
"Well, the night before I sailed for England," said Field, "I was giving a dinner at a hotel to a party of intimate friends when a colored waiter spilled a plate of soup over the gown of a lady at an adjoining table. The gown was utterly ruined, and the gentlemen of her party at once seized the waiter, tied a rope around his neck, and at a signal from the injured lady swung him into the air."
"Horrible!" said the hostess with a shudder. "And did you actually see this yourself?"
"Well, no," admitted Field apologetically. "Just at that moment I happened to be downstairs killing the chef for putting mustard in the blanc mange."
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The clergyman, absorbed in thinking out a sermon, rounded a turn in the path and bumped into a cow. He swept off his hat with a flourish, exclaiming:
"I beg your pardon, madam."
Then he observed his error, and was greatly chagrined. Soon, however, again engaged with thoughts of the sermon, he collided with a lady at another bend of the path.
"Get out of the way, you brute!" he said.
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ALIBI
A party of Manila army women were returning in an auto from a suburban excursion when the driver unfortunately collided with another vehicle. While a policeman was taking down the names of those concerned an "English-speaking" Filipino law-student politely asked one of the ladies how the accident had happened.
"I'm sure I don't know," she replied; "I was asleep when it occurred."
Proud of his knowledge of the Anglo-Saxon tongue, the youth replied:
"Ah, madam, then you will be able to prove a lullaby."
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Это — тёплый подоконник
Под черниговской луной,
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ADVERTISING
Not long ago a patron of a café in Chicago summoned his waiter and delivered himself as follows:
"I want to know the meaning of this. Look at this piece of beef. See its size. Last evening I was served with a portion more than twice the size of this."
"Where did you sit?" asked the waiter.
"What has that to do with it? I believe I sat by the window."
"In that case," smiled the waiter, "the explanation is simple. We always serve customers by the window large portions. It's a good advertisement for the place."
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The editor of the local paper was unable to secure advertising from one of the business men of the town, who asserted stoutly that he himself never read ads., and didn't believe anyone else did.
"Will you advertise if I can convince you that folks read the ads.?" the editor asked.
"If you can show me!" was the sarcastic answer. "But you can't."
In the next issue of the paper, the editor ran a line of small type in an obscure corner. It read:
"What is Jenkins going to do about it?"
The business man, Jenkins, hastened to seek out the editor next day. He admitted that he was being pestered out of his wits by the curious. He agreed to stand by the editor's explanation in the forthcoming issue, and this was:
"Jenkins is going to advertise, of course."
Having once advertised, Jenkins advertises still.
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Annie Lennox - Sweet Dreams
https://youtu.be/qeMFqkcPYcg
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Hold your head up, keep your head up movin' on
Hold your head up movin' on, keep your head up movin' on
Hold your head up movin' on, keep your head up movin' on
Hold your head up movin' on, keep your head up
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused
Hold your head up, keep your head up movin' on
Hold your head up movin' on, keep your head up movin' on
Hold your head up movin' on, keep your head up movin' on
Hold your head up movin' on, keep your head up
Sweet dreams are made of this
Sweet dreams are made of this
Sweet dreams are made of this
...
Перевод:
Сладкие мечты сделаны из этого
Кто я не согласен?
Я путешествовал по миру и семь морей
каждый что-то ищет
Некоторые из них хотят использовать вас
Некоторые из них хотят привыкнуть Вами
Некоторые из них хотят оскорбить вас
Некоторые из них хотят быть оскорбленными
Сладкие мечты сделаны из этого
Кто я не согласен?
Я путешествовать по миру и семь морей
каждый что-то ищет
Держите голову вверх, держать голову Movin 'на
Держите голову вверх Movin 'на, держать голову Movin' на
Держите голову вверх Movin 'на, держать голову Movin' на
Держите голову вверх Movin 'на, держать голову
Некоторые из них хотят использовать вас
Некоторые из них хотят привыкнуть Вами
Некоторые из них хотят оскорбить вас
Некоторые из них хотят быть оскорбленными
Держите голову вверх, держать голову Movin 'на
Держите голову вверх Movin 'на, держать голову Movin' на
Держите голову вверх Movin 'на, держать голову Movin' на
Держите голову вверх Movin 'на, держать голову
Сладкие мечты сделаны из этого
Сладкие мечты сделаны из этого
Сладкие мечты сделаны из этого
...
THE FATHER By Björnstjerne Björnson
This is a short story written by the Norwegian writer and Nobel laureate Bjornstern Bjornson in 1860. The story follows Thord Overaas, a wealthy and powerful peasant who is proud of his only son, Finn. This is a story about the complex relationship between parents and children.
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THE COLONEL AND “THE LADY” By Kathleen Thompson
Kathleen Thompson is an American writer and director, who is known for her historical novels with Christian elements.
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THE BLOOD OF A COMRADE By Neil Gillespie
The story is written by Neil Gillespie, an Australian writer and activist for Aboriginal rights. The story tells the fate of two friends who serve in the army during the Vietnam War. One of them, Johnny, is wounded and dies in the arms of his comrade, Mike. Mike tries to save him, but …
The author Neil Gillespie was born in Australia in a family with Aboriginal roots. He became a famous defender of Aboriginal rights and the head of the Aboriginal Legal Rights Movement. He is also a passionate fan of sports, especially cricket and wrestling. He writes stories and poems that reflect his love for life and his struggle for justice.
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THE JEWELS OF BENDITA By Gibert Cunyngham Terry
The story "The Jewels of Bendita" by Gilbert Cunyngham Terry tells about the adventures of an English officer who finds the treasures of the Incas in Peru and tries to save them from greedy rivals. The story is written in the genre of historical adventure novel and contains many details about the culture and history of South America.
Gilbert Cunyngham Terry (1869-1933) was an English writer, journalist and traveler. He wrote many stories and novels, mostly about colonial wars and exotic countries. He was also a correspondent during the First World War and the Boxer Rebellion in China.
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Современная эротическая скульптура американского художника Кристофера Дэвид Уайт
Кристофер Дэвид Уайт (1977 г.р.) – американский скульптор. Не смотря на то, что только в 2012 году он закончил университет изящных искусств по классу керамика в штате Индиана, уже снискал популярность благодаря своим невероятным работам.
Все скульптуры автора выполнены из полимерной глины, воска и акрила, однако при первом взгляде они выглядят как куски деревянных пеньков, подобранными в лесу или выловленных из реки замысловатых коряг.
Именно в этой иллюзии и заключается волшебство Кристофера Дэвид Уайт, который мастерски имитирует структуру полутрухлявого дерева.
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