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19 April 2025 04:40

'The biggest expense was installing the mantle ducts to keep the carbonate-silicate cycle operating.'

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17 April 2025 08:35

'Our anti-de Sitter club is small at the moment, but I've started corresponding with the conformal field theory people.'

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15 April 2025 07:05

'When you worry that you're missing out on something by not making both choices simultaneously by quantum superposition, that's called phomo.'

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11 April 2025 19:30

'I have to pay with paper money.'

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09 April 2025 22:00

'NOTIFICATION: Now dismissing a head of the Notification Hydra… NOTIFICATION: Success! You have dismissed a head of the Notification Hydra!'

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08 April 2025 01:50

'[later] I don't get why our pizza slices have such terrible reviews; the geotextile-infused sauce gives the toppings incredible slope stability!'

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05 April 2025 04:35

'We haven't actually seen a star fall in since we invented telescopes, but I have a list of ones I'm really hoping are next.'

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03 April 2025 03:30

'If you have an old phone in a drawer, and you listen very carefully, you can occasionally hear the occasional tap of an emitted SIM card hitting the side of the drawer as the phone transmutes to a lower-end model.'

xkcd

01 April 2025 04:40

'Most properties can only boast INDOOR heated floors.'

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29 March 2025 02:45

'There has long been debate about Big Bird's species, with some experts claiming he was a canary, but recent genetic analysis places him firmly in Cariamiformes.'

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26 March 2025 20:55

''Is it worth anything?' 'I dunno, is the answer to that question worth another $5?''

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24 March 2025 13:40

'Unfortunately, SawStart is one-use-only. Once started, the blade cannot be stopped, and must be replaced with a fresh blade while the running one is carefully disposed of.'

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21 March 2025 17:30

'This is the biggest breakthrough since astronomers noticed that the little crosshairs around red giant stars starting to burn helium are all the same size.'

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19 March 2025 20:40

'The biggest I've seen in a published source in the wild is an 80-fold error in a reported distance, which I think came from a series of at least three unit conversions and area/length misinterpretations.'

xkcd

17 March 2025 17:10

'I know having so many base pairs makes rebasing complicated, but you're in Bilateria, so shouldn't you at LEAST be better at using git head?'

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19 April 2025 04:40

3078. "Anchor Screws"

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17 April 2025 08:35

3077. "de Sitter"

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15 April 2025 07:05

3076. "The Roads Both Taken"

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11 April 2025 19:30

3075. "Anachronym Challenge"

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09 April 2025 22:00

3074. "Push Notifications"

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08 April 2025 01:50

3073. "Tariffs"

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05 April 2025 04:35

3072. "Stargazing 4"

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03 April 2025 03:30

3071. "Decay Chain"

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01 April 2025 04:40

3070. "Orogeny"

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29 March 2025 02:45

3069. "Terror Bird"

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26 March 2025 20:55

3068. "Rock Identification"

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24 March 2025 13:40

3067. "SawStart"

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21 March 2025 17:30

3066. "Cosmic Distance Calibration"

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19 March 2025 20:40

3065. "Square Units"

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17 March 2025 17:10

3064. "Lungfish"