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16 July 2025 23:50

'This is almost as bad as the time I signed up for a purely partisan fishing expedition.'

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15 July 2025 05:55

''Tin pest' makes more sense to me. Tin just doesn't want to be locked down in a shape like that. I get it. But why would any metal want to grow hair??'

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11 July 2025 18:55

'That was quicker than usual! The cabin's sprinkler system often makes it really hard to keep anything lit.'

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09 July 2025 22:05

'We're building on our earlier success getting web developers to pay to change the backslashes in our displayed payment URL to forward slashes.'

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07 July 2025 21:40

'After determining that his body was full of pipes carrying iron-rich fluid, our current theory is that the dagger-shaped object precipitated within the wound.'

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04 July 2025 17:10

'Low gravity can cause bone loss, so we're pleased to report that, since we initiated capsule motion, the number of bones in each crew member has been steadily increasing.'

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03 July 2025 05:20

'Starting a meta-leaderboard for tracking who holds the record for ranking behind the most distinct people on an online leaderboard.'

xkcd

30 June 2025 14:15

'It's important for devices to have internet connectivity so the manufacturer can patch remote exploits.'

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28 June 2025 03:00

'To combat the threat, many airlines are installing wing-mounted spray bottles.'

xkcd

25 June 2025 21:25

'Once you add the balloons into the model, it makes forecasting easier overall--the forecast is always 'cold and dark, with minimal solar-driven convection.''

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25 June 2025 05:00

''This HAZMAT container contains radioactive material with activity of one becquerel.' 'So, like, a single banana slice?''

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20 June 2025 20:50

'We're getting a lot of complaints from commuters who were routed onto a coaster, but the theme park patrons who spent hours stuck on an intercity line are also not happy.'

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18 June 2025 22:40

'Numbers can be tricky. On the day of my 110th birthday, I'll be one day younger than John Tukey was on his.'

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16 June 2025 20:30

'Sure, this exoplanet we discovered may seem hostile to life, but our calculations suggest it's actually in the accretion disc's habitable zone.'

xkcd

13 June 2025 14:15

'[desperately] Maybe this is from some country where they use commas as decimal points, and also as digit separators after the decimal, and also use random other characters for decoration???'

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16 July 2025 23:50

3116. "Echo Chamber"

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15 July 2025 05:55

3115. "Unsolved Physics Problems"

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11 July 2025 18:55

3114. "Building a Fire"

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09 July 2025 22:05

3113. "Fix This Sign"

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07 July 2025 21:40

3112. "Geology Murder"

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04 July 2025 17:10

3111. "Artificial Gravity"

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03 July 2025 05:20

3110. "Global Ranking"

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30 June 2025 14:15

3109. "Dehumidifier"

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28 June 2025 03:00

3108. "Laser Danger"

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25 June 2025 21:25

3107. "Weather Balloons"

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25 June 2025 05:00

3106. "Farads"

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20 June 2025 20:50

3105. "Interoperability"

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18 June 2025 22:40

3104. "Tukey"

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16 June 2025 20:30

3103. "Exoplanet System"

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13 June 2025 14:15

3102. "Reading a Big Number"