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15 August 2025 16:10

'The academic archaeology establishment is suppressing my breakthroughs because of the disruption it would bring to their prepared-core flake-based toolmaking industry.'

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13 August 2025 18:05

'Hey, so did you ever finish your video series about Cassie and the caterpillar morph? I loved the first three, but never ... no, sorry, I get it, this isn't the place. Sorry! Sorry.'

xkcd

11 August 2025 23:35

'Historians: Contemporaneous documentation of the initial events is often sparse, and in fact people often get testy and uncooperative when we urge better documentation for the historical record.'

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08 August 2025 21:15

'You say no human would reply to a forum thread about Tom Bombadil by writing and editing hundreds of words of text, complete with formatting, fancy punctuation, and two separate uses of the word 'delve'. Unfortunately for both of us, you are wrong.'

xkcd

06 August 2025 23:45

'Chemistry grad students have been spotted trying to lure campus squirrels into laundry hampers in the hope that it sparks inspiration.'

xkcd

04 August 2025 22:40

'We should have you at the gate in just under two hours--two and a half if we get pulled over.'

xkcd

01 August 2025 18:20

'Achilles was a mighty warrior, but his Achilles' heel was his heel.'

xkcd

30 July 2025 21:35

'During the most recent glacial maximum, it's believed that land bridges extended from the surfaces and connected several of the spheres together.'

xkcd

28 July 2025 23:15

'Detectives say the key to tracking down the source of the kites was a large wall map covered in thumbtacks and string. 'It's the first time that method has ever actually worked,' said a spokesperson.'

xkcd

25 July 2025 22:10

'Geologists claim it's because the earlier Cenozoic used to be called the Tertiary, but that's just a ruse to hide the secret third geologic period, between the Neogene and the Quaternary, that they won't tell us about.'

xkcd

23 July 2025 21:15

'"And in maritime news, the Coast Guard is on the scene today after an apparent collision between two lighthouses."'

xkcd

21 July 2025 17:45

'Washington, DC: Eastern gray squirrel, Amur honeysuckle. Puerto Rico: Crested anole, sea grape. US as a whole: Mallard, eastern poison ivy.'

xkcd

19 July 2025 00:25

'Maybe encouraging the publication of null results isn't enough--maybe we need a journal devoted to publishing results the study authors find personally annoying.'

xkcd

16 July 2025 23:50

'This is almost as bad as the time I signed up for a purely partisan fishing expedition.'

xkcd

15 July 2025 05:55

''Tin pest' makes more sense to me. Tin just doesn't want to be locked down in a shape like that. I get it. But why would any metal want to grow hair??'

xkcd

15 August 2025 16:10

3129. "Archaeology Research"

xkcd

13 August 2025 18:05

3128. "Thread Meeting"

xkcd

11 August 2025 23:35

3127. "Where Babies Come From"

xkcd

08 August 2025 21:15

3126. "Disclaimer"

xkcd

06 August 2025 23:45

3125. "Snake-in-the-Box Problem"

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04 August 2025 22:40

3124. "Grounded"

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01 August 2025 18:20

3123. "Canon"

xkcd

30 July 2025 21:35

3122. "Bad Map Projection: Interrupted Spheres"

xkcd

28 July 2025 23:15

3121. "Kite Incident"

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25 July 2025 22:10

3120. "Geologic Periods"

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23 July 2025 21:15

3119. "Flettner Rotor"

xkcd

21 July 2025 17:45

3118. "iNaturalist Animals and Plants"

xkcd

19 July 2025 00:25

3117. "Replication Crisis"

xkcd

16 July 2025 23:50

3116. "Echo Chamber"

xkcd

15 July 2025 05:55

3115. "Unsolved Physics Problems"