xkcd

14 March 2025 16:45

'Under the 'has cleared its orbital neighborhood' and 'fuses hydrogen into helium' definitions, thanks to human activities Earth technically no longer qualifies as a planet but DOES count as a star.'

xkcd

12 March 2025 19:50

'It does come at the small cost of a LOT more off-by-40-or-50 errors.'

xkcd

11 March 2025 05:00

'Update: The physics department has recruited an astronomer who studies meteor fireballs.'

xkcd

08 March 2025 02:55

'It seems wrong that Fruit by the Foot is only sold by weight or by number of rolls.'

xkcd

05 March 2025 18:55

'Your homeowner's insurance might cover it, but be sure to check the subductible.'

xkcd

04 March 2025 00:35

'Briefly set a new record for tallest human-made structure by getting my knit sweater snagged on the skydiving plane door as I jumped and not noticing until I'd landed.'

xkcd

28 February 2025 17:40

'The most awkward part is when you have to pause to put on your shoes before you continue rolling out the door.'

xkcd

26 February 2025 15:15

'2040s: RNA formed the basis for life each of the five known times it arose on the early Earth.'

xkcd

24 February 2025 19:20

'I can't get over the suspicion that all those viral pictures are photoshopped and 'Flemish' belongs in the lower right circle.'

xkcd

21 February 2025 18:20

'AAAAAA A ÃA̧AȂA̦ ǍAÂÃĀÁȂ AAAAAAA!'

xkcd

19 February 2025 17:45

'Unfortunately, KM3NeT led to the discovery of the Pauli anglerfish, which emits Cherenkov radiation to prey on neutrino researchers.'

xkcd

17 February 2025 22:30

'They just want researchers in the enclosure to feel enriched and stimulated. ('The Enclosure' is what archivists call the shadowy world outside their archives in which so many people are trapped.)'

xkcd

15 February 2025 05:15

'They may technically have been softwoods at some point, but they definitely aren't now.'

xkcd

12 February 2025 14:45

'What's weirder is that muons turned out to be INCREDIBLY cute.'

xkcd

10 February 2025 23:15

'The bottom ones are also potentially bad news for any other planets in our solar system that have been counting on Earth having a stable orbit.'

xkcd

14 March 2025 16:45

3063. "Planet Definitions"

xkcd

12 March 2025 19:50

3062. "Off By One"

xkcd

11 March 2025 05:00

3061. "Water Balloons"

xkcd

08 March 2025 02:55

3060. "Omniroll"

xkcd

05 March 2025 18:55

3059. "Water Damage"

xkcd

04 March 2025 00:35

3058. "Tall Structures"

xkcd

28 February 2025 17:40

3057. "Excusing Yourself"

xkcd

26 February 2025 15:15

3056. "RNA"

xkcd

24 February 2025 19:20

3055. "Giants"

xkcd

21 February 2025 18:20

3054. "Scream Cipher"

xkcd

19 February 2025 17:45

3053. "KM3NeT"

xkcd

17 February 2025 22:30

3052. "Archive Request"

xkcd

15 February 2025 05:15

3051. "Hardwood"

xkcd

12 February 2025 14:45

3050. "Atom"

xkcd

10 February 2025 23:15

3049. "Incoming Asteroid"