xkcd

19 September 2025 14:40

'People looking for the gaps in our understanding where the meaning of consciousness or free will might hide often turn to quantum uncertainty or infinite cosmologies, as if we don't have breathtakingly complex emergent phenomena right there in our freezers.'

xkcd

18 September 2025 03:30

'Although now people will realize three-per-em space that all this time I've been using weird medium mathematical space whitespace characters in my hair space hair space hair space speech dot dot dot...'

xkcd

15 September 2025 22:50

'If you want to see true audacity, do an image search for 'Altoona-style pizza.''

xkcd

12 September 2025 22:30

'Mantle plumes explain Hawaii, Yellowstone, Iceland, the East African Rift, the Adirondack uplift, the Permian extinction, the decline of Rome, the DB Cooper hijacking, and the balrog in Moria. Those little hills of sand in your yard are caused by antle plumes.'

xkcd

10 September 2025 18:05

'Welcome to the Linguistics Department - It has been [2] [DAYS] since someone noticed that the Biology Department sign has a one-day-long singular/plural disagreement after it resets.'

xkcd

08 September 2025 23:35

'The draw-by-repetition rule does a good job of keeping players from sliding a tile back and forth repeatedly, but the tiles definitely introduce some weird en passant and castling edge cases.'

xkcd

06 September 2025 02:25

'A person with two watches is never sure what time it is, especially if I got them one of the watches.'

xkcd

03 September 2025 23:20

'Another group of mathematicians is working to put an upper bound on the number, although everyone keeps begging them to stop.'

xkcd

02 September 2025 06:40

'Be careful fighting gravity. If you win, it's a long way down.'

xkcd

30 August 2025 03:20

'They're up there with coral islands, lightning, and caterpillars turning into butterflies.'

xkcd

28 August 2025 03:45

'Wavefunction collapse is only one interpretation. Under some interpretations, graduate students also have souls.'

xkcd

26 August 2025 06:00

'I tried uploading it to a household appliance porn site I found, but apparently their content is limited to only fans.'

xkcd

22 August 2025 18:05

'Hey! A bunch of the early Cretaceous fossils on each coast seem to have been plagiarized, too!'

xkcd

20 August 2025 16:35

'Someday I hope to find a way to mess up a recipe so badly that it draws the attention of the International Air Transport Association, the International Mathematical Olympiad, or the NSA.'

xkcd

18 August 2025 22:25

'I dropped my phone while trying to search, and I tried to unlock it from up here, so can you also search for screen repair places?'

xkcd

19 September 2025 14:40

3144. "Phase Changes"

xkcd

18 September 2025 03:30

3143. "Question Mark"

xkcd

15 September 2025 22:50

3142. "<City>-Style Pizza"

xkcd

12 September 2025 22:30

3141. "Mantle Model"

xkcd

10 September 2025 18:05

3140. "Biology Department"

xkcd

08 September 2025 23:35

3139. "Chess Variant"

xkcd

06 September 2025 02:25

3138. "Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure"

xkcd

03 September 2025 23:20

3137. "Cursed Number"

xkcd

02 September 2025 06:40

3136. "Pull"

xkcd

30 August 2025 03:20

3135. "Sea Level"

xkcd

28 August 2025 03:45

3134. "Wavefunction Collapse"

xkcd

26 August 2025 06:00

3133. "Dual Roomba"

xkcd

22 August 2025 18:05

3132. "Coastline Similarity"

xkcd

20 August 2025 16:35

3131. "Cesium"

xkcd

18 August 2025 22:25

3130. "Predicament"