vx-underground

05 January 2026 23:54

AND YALL MFERS ASKING "OHHH HOW DO I GET INTO MALWARE REVERSE ENGINEERING" READ LITERALLY ZERO

wAK=E UP BRO, LOCK IN

vx-underground

05 January 2026 18:30

Microsoft is so fucking stupid.

Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App

I'm not joking

vx-underground

05 January 2026 16:17

The internet is cool and badass. You can just do things.

I found a man on YouTube who has repeatedly recorded himself knocking himself unconscious by performing WWE-like stunts onto things such as microwaves.

I'm not entirely sure of his motivations, but this person is so unusual I went WAY out of my way to acquire their autograph.

I subsequently framed it and placed it on my wall.

vx-underground

05 January 2026 15:52

Hello,

I've pushed some updates to the malware store. Please look at the malware and/or download the malware. I pushed more after Christmas, but I forgot I did, but whatever.

pic: unrelated

https://vx-underground.org/Updates

vx-underground

05 January 2026 06:16

Note:

Initially when it was reported the United States government utilized offensive cyber security operations to terminate power in the Venezuela capitol it was reported online the United Kingdom government was involved.

However, Sir Keir Starmer has denied these accusations. Starmer asserts the United Kingdom has no knowledge prior of what was happening in Venezuela and "the situation is unfolding rapidly".

In Starmer's defense, it is plausible it was SPECULATED the United Kingdom was involved (because they have been historically) and the speculation was misreported and/or regurgitated as fact (classic misinformation).

Politicians in the United Kingdom have called on Starmer to condemn the United States government, as well as President Donald Trump, for the operations which occurred in Venezuela.

Opinion:
It appears it was misinformation online, hence Starmer had to go on the record and deny involvement. However, it would not surprise me if the United Kingdom was actually secretly involved (in a currently unknown capacity). The United States government and United Kingdom government have referred to each other as "their strongest ally(ies)" and have for decades been strong partners in offensive cybersecurity operations.

This partnership was solidified in or around 2014 (via Snowden Leaks) the United Kingdom GCHQ, in collaboration with the United States NSA, developed "Regin", which was (unironically) an incredibly sophisticated malware payload designed for telecommunication espionage. Additionally, the United Kingdom GCHQ was tied to Operation Socialist, TEMPORA, and still classified ISIS-related offensive cyber operations (confirmed by the United States government).

This information is nearly a decade old.

Do I think the United Kingdom has stopped partnering with the United States government for state-sponsored offensive cybersecurity operations (hacking)? No.

Would it be surprisingly the United Kingdom was involved in operations against Venezuela? No.

Do I believe the United Kingdom would deny involvement? Yes

vx-underground

05 January 2026 04:33

Reports surfacing the United States government, working with allies from the United Kingdom, programmatically terminated electrical power to parts of Venezuela's capitol prior to United States military arrival.

tl;dr compromised Industrial Control System, turned off power

vx-underground

04 January 2026 19:55

tl;dr teenager, later adult, role-plays in video game. is it terrorism? role-play? first amendment? real threat?

The United States Federal Bureau of Investigation is big mad.

In June, 2025, James Wesley Burger was all over social media when the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation indicted Mr. Burger, alleging he was planning a terrorist attack on Roblox. The insanity of this caused online discourse (mostly memes, mocking his name and mug shot), whereas people discussed the absurdity of planning terrorism over Roblox.

The United States Western District Court of Texas has told the FBI (in not so simple words) "nah lol prolly not".

Mr. Burger was an alleged Islamic State sympathizer and discussed plans of terrorism on Roblox. However, according to Mr. Burger's lawyer, and the Honorable Judge Alan Albright, the attempted prosecution of Mr. Burger is a First Amendment Violation (right to free speech). Mr. Burger's case has been dismissed.

The reason WHY it was a first amendment violation is because CONTEXT was missing from Mr. Burger's prosecution. In summary, the screenshots the FBI took of Mr. Burger on Roblox come from a role-playing game called "Church" where users making "anonymous" confessions and pretend to be historical, mythical, or fictitious characters. The United States Federal Bureau of Investigation assert Mr. Burger made concerning posts elsewhere too, such as 4chan, and he illustrated a behavior of attempted concealment, planning, etc.

The defense of Mr. Burger argued that Mr. Burger was trolling. Although he said dangerous things on the internet (Roblox), Mr. Burger does not and has not done anything in-real-life which would constitute him being a threat to anyone, including himself. Additionally, the defense asserts the FBI left out key details on Mr. Burger. Per court documents retrieved from Roblox, Mr. Burger was in "Church" (role-playing game) as an ANTIFA member, a neo-nazi, and subsequently an Islamic State sympathizer. The defense asserts the FBI was, in essence, seemingly indifferent or unaware of "extremist" role-playing until he role-played as a Jihadist.

Judge Albright has officially dismissed the case which has deeply frustrated the FBI. The FBI has stated they will make an appeal.

vx-underground

04 January 2026 07:23

AI killed StackOverflow [message marked as duplicate] [removed by moderator]

vx-underground

03 January 2026 18:40

tldr kidnap president of Venezuela before going full disclosure on Jeffrey Epstein

vx-underground

03 January 2026 18:15

I guarantee other parents will read this and say, "oh ya, haha, one time my child did ______" and share a similar horror story.

vx-underground

03 January 2026 17:55

I mean, I know it's malware, but that's all I remember.

vx-underground

03 January 2026 15:57

Dawg, the United States invaded Venezuela at like, fuckin 1am EST. By like 4am or something they said the United States deployed fuckin Special Forces (people who eat cement and can breath under water). I wake up and they've fuckin nabbed the President and his wife

vx-underground

03 January 2026 09:05

Imma be so real dawg, I still don't understand why the United States is getting involved over there. I haven't heard anyone actually talk about Venezuela in forever and then suddenly we gotta bomb them, or something

vx-underground

03 January 2026 07:18

Bombs going off in the capitol of Venezuela

Might be the United States government going to war the beginning of 2026

.https://x.com/BRICSinfo/status/2007334913276858683

vx-underground

03 January 2026 06:02

This is a valid use of AI. This is a cognitive amplifier.

vx-underground

05 January 2026 23:52

In 2025 there was approx. 996 malware defense and/or detection research papers released.

vx-underground

05 January 2026 16:25

Link for education: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/plM7CMmlwlg

vx-underground

05 January 2026 15:58

I can't post this on Twitter because the nerds on Twitter wouldn't get it. Telegram gets it though.

vx-underground

05 January 2026 06:24

tl;dr misinformation online, uk says not involved, wouldnt be surprised if uk involved, us and uk are best frens and always doing something sketchy together

vx-underground

05 January 2026 04:34

It should be noted that this is not unheard of. The Russian government, Chinese government, and (historically) the United States government have performed similar actions in the past. It is ICS/SCADA malware. Most notably, Stuxnet and BlackEnergy

vx-underground

04 January 2026 20:08

Ubisoft's Rainbow Six Siege has been compromised (again). Social media is filled with players complaining about being banned for "67 days", a reference to the "Six Seven" meme.

vx-underground

04 January 2026 19:32

Drama and discourse online as news circulates that Microsoft has "quietly removed the official way to active Windows 10 and/or 11 without internet connectivity".

As is tradition, nerds went fuckin' spazzo without reading into the issue more or questioning how and/or why this has happened.

Historically nerds unironically called Microsoft to activate Windows. Attempting to call Microsoft now to activate Windows you're greeted with an automated message informing you that you need to activate Windows online through the Microsoft Product Activation Portal

As is tradition, it is still possible to activate Windows (or install Windows) without an active internet connection. This can be performed by modifying the Windows installation files (installer.ISO image), using frameworks such as Windows Assessment and Deployment Kit.

tl;dr Microslop making things a pain in the ass, spazzo slightly less justified, 99% of people don't activate Windows over the phone (it's not 1995), but it's nice seeing people angry at Microslop

vx-underground

04 January 2026 07:20

In 2016 StackOverflow had over 200,000 questions asked per month.

At the end of 2025 StackOverflow averaged less than 10,000 questions asked per month.

vx-underground

03 January 2026 18:40

The United States government has announced, and confirmed, the successful capture of Venezuela President Nicolas Maduro and his wife Cilia Flores.

Additionally, the United States Department of Justice has announced Mr. Maduro and his spouse have been formally charged with:

- Narco-Terrorism Conspiracy
- Cocaine Importation Conspiracy
- Possession of Machine guns and Destructive Devices
- Conspiracy to possess Machine guns and Destructive weapons against the United States

The United States government shared a photo online of Mr. Maduro's capture

vx-underground

03 January 2026 18:12

tl;dr 9 month old sprayed feces everywhere

Yesterday Mrs. Smellington and I decided to feed our baby boy this weird fruit called "chayote". It's supposedly cool, badass, and good for babies because it's high on fiber. It's from Central America.

Pediatricians note to not give children too much of it because it's extremely high in fiber and it can act as a natural stool softener. Well, we gave our boy a bunch of it (in regards to his size, he's just a baby) because he loved it. He ate pretty much the whole fruit. We were so happy we loved it.

It turns out, Pediatricians were indeed correct these fruit do act as natural stool softeners. It turns out, doctors who doctor children do indeed know how to doctor children.

Our baby boy was chillin', started making a weird face and fussing. Mrs. Smellington picked him up and said, "what the? he's wet?".

He exploded feces. It was so much feces it erupted out of his diaper, out of his onesie, and it began erupting out of his pajamas. It defied physics how much feces was leaving his body. We were shocked so much feces could be contained in such a tiny body. It wasn't diarrhea, it was just ... A LOT.

We ran him to his room, began trying to strip his clothes off. He thought it was funny we were hurrying, so he began rolling around in excitement. This resulted in feces all over his legs, down to his toes. It smeared feces all over his tummy and chest.

My wife, who kind of has a sensitive nose, began gagging a little and ran out the room. I continued wrestling with my son. He kept laughing, thinking we were playing, and I tried to remove his clothes. I had feces all over my hands and arms. He began kicking which resulted in feces getting on my chest and a little bit of my beard.

My wife screamed, "get him to the shower now! we need to hose him off". I picked up my son, still covered in feces, and ran to the shower. He was so slippery from the feces I jumped into the shower with him.

I was fully clothed, hands, arms, and chest covered in feces, while we used the shower head to clean off our baby boy. The entire time he was giggling and laughing hysterically. He loves water and the shower. He didn't seem to understand Mommy and Daddy weren't doing a surprise shower for fun.

Oxytocin, the hormone which is released from when you bond with your child, is supposed to be the "love chemical". It supposedly makes you unconditionally love your child. I can attest to this "oxytocin" stuff because if this were literally anyone else I would have LOST MY MIND. Instead I said, "oh my goodness, are you stimky baby boy?"

Don't have kids until you're ready, dawg. It's a war.

vx-underground

03 January 2026 17:54

I pushed a bunch of stuff to vx-underground prod around Christmas. I noted what I synced in Notepad (I'm a badass), and when Windows restarted without telling me I lost my Notepad instance

Anyway, I added a bunch of shit but I don't know what it is

vx-underground

03 January 2026 15:51

> wake up
> take a shit
> get out of bed
> check internet
> "President Trump announces the United States has captured the Venezuelan President and his Wife"

vx-underground

03 January 2026 09:04

> can't sleep
> "maybe that stuff in Venezuela was fake"
> check internet
> United States military confirmed on Venezuela soil

vx-underground

03 January 2026 06:03

I don't care what anyone says. This video makes me smile. It is very silly.

vx-underground

03 January 2026 02:57

Intellisense*, hehe typo hehe