President Admin Ton Fo promised great news this quarter! The news will be interesting, relevant, and moderately funny. 😁
So, I take it I need to write that Wallet is now available to Americans? Well, fine, let them use it, but I’ll stick to my good old TonKeeper.
Hope all the formalities are sorted out there? You know how things go with Telegram.
According to statistics, every fourth owner of a Plush Pepe goes on dates twice as rarely as every second one.
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Looks like we couldn’t sort out the formalities again. The posts about Drake’s gifts got deleted. Classic Telegram. 😁
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A man is asked:
- What do you love?
- I love buying gifts on Telegram! I’d buy them 24 hours a day, never leave the Tunnel, I love buying them so much it tears me apart, I can’t live without gifts!
- Hmm, got it. What else do you love?
- I love stickers! I love buying stickers! I’d buy them round the clock, buy, buy, and buy some more, even if I’m buried in stickers up to my ears, as long as my hand sticks out!
- Uh… why the hand?
- I love buying gifts!
Alright, I should say something encouraging, giving hope for a bright future, since there won’t be much time to write anything in the near future. But, as they say, there’s no money, but hang in there. The gifts are dropping in price more than expected. What else can they do when they’ve drained 10 million dollars from the market in half an hour? And there’s even more celeb collabs ahead. In the end, the push into the West is being paid for out of our pockets. Looks like this topic has run its course—let’s switch to a new one. And no, please, not stickers; they turned out stillborn anyway.
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Now about the gifts themselves. I’ve come to a few conclusions.
First, Telegram doesn’t like that someone’s making big profits on the secondary market with gifts and has decided to sell them at high prices from the start. Honestly, what’s with these prices? The cost of paying for Snoop Dogg’s services? They’re sucking money out of the market. With every new collection, the market gets poorer and heavier. Snoop Dogg’s gifts feel like a rekt story—completely unaffordable collection, and it’s unclear where to get the money for these to sell even slightly above cost on the secondary market. Pavel Durov, in his new post, says that in 21 days, there’ll be some heat. Very curious who this heat will end up burning.
The second conclusion is that we’re closer than ever to Telegram being blocked in Russia. Everyone and their dog has already taken offense, and Mizulina can’t keep up with the flood of complaints. If Pavel Durov loses a big chunk of the Russian-speaking community, no amount of Americans, Chinese, or the rest of the world will fill that gap. At least not now, with the current level of global adoption of the messenger. Sure, the audience needs to be diversified, and we see some steps in that direction, but Telegram isn’t ready to lose Russia yet. Releasing gifts with weed is just too bold a move.
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It’s a nice, free morning today. Got an idea to write some news. Well, not exactly news, just whatever’s out there. So, here we go…
Pasha Durov bought an egg. He’s not a flashy guy at all, didn’t go for the Black, just the basic Onyx Black. Cost him 65 TON, and all the channels went wild hyping it up. Four months without buying anything, and now… an egg. I don’t know, all I can come up with are dirty jokes as commentary. I’ll save those for the New Year’s corporate party, I guess.
They say the Chinese guy isn’t even real. Might even be working for the TON Foundation. At first, I thought it was Roxman in disguise—why else would he be flexing with non-flashy stuff? But maybe not; all these Chinese guys look the same anyway.
Those same Chinese folks keep splurging on expensive gifts. Just the other day, they swept the floor on Sailor Moons, for example. Feels like a charity move, since it looked like no one would touch them even for 1000 TON.
That’s about it, really. Eagles on OTC are selling cheaper and cheaper, and all we’re left with is waiting for custom gifts from Snoop Dogg and Penguins. Personally, I’m not a fan of this initiative—kind of a negative vibe collab, to put it in terms you’d get. But with every new gift, it stings less, and soon I won’t care at all.
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For a while, I’ve had a convenient workspace, and I plan to write you something as nonsense over the next week or so.
Here, for example, is a summary of gifts. It seems that the Independence Day gifts in the USA opened many eyes to the fact that the secondary market is full of gifts with much lower supply at quite interesting prices. Meanwhile, expensive gifts continue to decline in value. As a result, only the primary buyers of Saylor Moons made super profits; everyone else is sitting sad in the red.
The OTC sales of Eagles honestly surprised me. In the last few days, all channels were only talking about bulk sales at 4X-7X. Well, suppose the model is beautiful, and you can add a premium for that, but it’s not even upgraded yet. Remember the Cartier that looked like a rusty nail?
And our TON is growing a bit. We’re already happy about these micro-percentage increases, even though the price is still below $3.
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It's all strange. Back in the day, we had to add new gifts so the West could get something too. There were gifts for religious holidays and even April Fool's Day. But now, one of the biggest U.S. holidays, and the shelves are empty. Snoop Dogg and three and a half other Americans have absolutely nothing to buy.
They’ve already woken up over there, and some have even started celebrating. Where’s the Statue of Liberty, Pasha?
They say that starting from November, there were always some gifts released on the first of every month. Are we sleeping or not sleeping today?
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Well, now it’s clear, buying stickers is just a damn lottery. You can join too, the cost of the fun is 1 TON. If you don’t win, they’ll refund your money. Well, I pressed the button, maybe I’ll get lucky. And if not, oh well, it wasn’t that important anyway.
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A rather interesting update has come out for the Sticker Store.
Sticker Pack Upgraded 😎
What's new:
💎 Join launches with your TON wallet
🤝 Fair sale via raffle among participants (one pack per user)
🕵️ Cut off scripts and empty accounts
⚡️ Trading starts immediately after the launch
With that, all deposit transactions will be traceable on-chain. There is no advantage to being fast (bye, scripts), while real users will have more chances and enough time to join. You can try it with the next sticker pack launch 🤙
There are more improvements for launches planned: proof-of-hold, advanced ranked raffles and better automation, so stay tuned.
I’ll be giving away a couple of these gifts tomorrow among the commenters of today’s posts!
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It’s interesting that, despite the drop in gift sales and their prices, there are still people willing to buy non-upgraded bricks at an overprice. For $1000 per brick. I’m afraid it’ll turn out the same as with Sellor Moon—only those who bought them at the initial offering will make a profit.
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I'm diving into the news about Telegram's wallet now being available to Americans. While checking my wallet, I got a kick out of its slick address—alpha vibes, you know.
Here’s where it gets messy due to the recent rebranding. The Wallet that flags me as a scammer and blocks wallets I send money to isn’t called Wallet anymore—it’s now Crypto. And Ton Space? It’s either Wallet or TON now. Are the marketers just slacking, or what’s the deal with these names? How am I supposed to tell people where to send money? “Send me TON to Crypto”? “Send me Not Pixel to TON”? Sounds like nonsense.
So, it turns out the non-custodial wallet, formerly Ton Space, is what’s rolled out to the West. The phrase itself is odd. I don’t get how a non-custodial wallet can “roll out” anywhere. By that logic, you could say TonKeeper or MetaMask are now “available” to Americans too—they’ve always been available. The real issue is you can’t cash out without KYC.
For example, in Telegram’s wallet, you can’t swap TON for U.S. dollars via MoonPay. You can exchange for euros, Polish złoty, or Turkish lira, but not dollars.
So, the news boils down to this: American Telegram users now have a TON tab, which is the Wallet?
Yesterday, everyone was saying this wallet is available to 89 million Americans. I checked the U.S. population—347 million. 🤔 So who exactly gets access to this wallet?
Telegram's support can be described in one word - disgrace. Remember the update with account freezes? There was so much talk about being able to appeal. And what’s the result? Accounts are still automatically blocked and unblocked. No money for Pasha to set up a proper support team, but plenty to buy his girlfriend a role in some crowd scene where she’ll be shot by Nazis, cowboys, or aliens (not sure what the movie’s about yet) in the first minute.
Yesterday, Pasha, slamming his hat on the floor, decided to personally tackle extortionists, but as usual, he only sparked a wave of hate over paid messages. And it’s not just that you have to pay—nobody even reads them, and the message gets deleted automatically after a month.
We should delete all the posts about tap-to-earn games. In Telegram, if it’s deleted, it’s like it never existed.
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Life’s gotten good, life’s gotten fun. To Drake.
Next up with his batch of new Telegram gifts is, once again, Pasha Durov. This time, under the guise of Drake. They dug up the right celebrity username from the stashed ones, set up a fake channel, and now, as usual, it’s time to flood it with all sorts of gifts—definitely a couple of Pepes. Just a few trifles left: generate a song and a video using neural networks and pay Drake to lazily lift a finger to post about the awesome Telegram gifts.
But, guys, snap them up quick so Pasha can post about the wild hype for this elephant dung.
Next, let’s do gifts from Kanye West. Swastikas and other Nazi symbols would look great in profiles.
Pavel Durov advised studying math, so I decided to give my brain a little workout. If Bitcoin doubled in value over the last year, while TON halved, how much richer would I be if I had sold TON back then and bought Bitcoin? Math says I’d be four times richer. But then you add the variable of tap-to-earn games, and it gets even sadder. I’d be tempted to tilt now, but it’s not the time to sulk—I’ll wait for the right moment.
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I’m not gonna play the prude here—I don’t care if they’re selling weed and joints on Telegram, let them. Personally, these gifts don’t vibe with me and have zero connection to my collection. I hope there aren’t any hearts in there; I haven’t checked yet. But who cares about my opinion? Some people will dig it: a joint, cool, whatever.
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And Snoop Dogg is the real deal! The song’s basically a promotional integration, but it was sung and rapped by the actual rapper. I watched and listened closely, and I didn’t spot any obvious signs of neural networks being used. 😁
That’s good news. Now the shilling’s kicking off on big channels, and the story’s already popped. I’m curious how it’s going in the Western press, but Telegram’s collab is definitely making some noise. At least they did something nicely for once. Hopefully, some fresh blood mixed with money flows into Telegram and its gifts.
Those were the good news, and now we continue our broadcast…
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News broke that American institutional investors have gained access to TON. Now the TON Foundation can officially funnel TON to these mysterious half-human, half-god entities.
And, as per tradition, we’re now waiting for a denial from the American institutionals along the lines of: “What TON? Get lost, we don’t know you. Nothing’s open, and what’s more, it’s securely locked from the inside.” 😁
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So why the hell did I throw money into that auto-buy bot if it decided to take a nap at the worst possible moment? The eagles flew off to who-knows-where, and I only managed to grab a few Statues of Liberty and some damn torches by hand.
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Do you love Istanbul as much as I do? Yes, Istanbul is very diverse, there are both outright slums and elite neighborhoods. I wouldn't want to live there, but coming on the weekend and visiting some interesting places is already interesting.
Today I ate at one of my favorite rooftop restaurants - Firuzende. A very atmospheric place, a beautiful view, interesting food, and live instrumental (piano) music in the evening. But, unfortunately, time was limited, sitting until the evening was not an option. 🤷♂
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Someone bought a Scrooge bag on the most beautiful background for 1688 TON. It wasn’t me; it doesn’t have hearts on it. But I have another one, just as good.
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Comrade Grok has determined the winners of the giveaway. The gifts go to the users with comment numbers 45 and 67. Congratulations to Bright and Anny!
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Well, I just felt like having something purple, something electric. I think it’ll be easier to find the channel in a list full of other junk. 😂
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Well, our market looks kind of communist, the Chinese should like it. My condolences to everyone else.
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Let’s talk about Russia’s national messenger, Max. I see that most people are skeptical, but the idea is actually workable overall. Most ordinary folks will just shrug off the state control. They’ll think, “Who cares about reading my chats, and what could they even find anyway?”
Making a good messenger isn’t that big of a challenge, especially with state resources involved. Creating an iPhone killer is still tough for Russia, but we have plenty of talented programmers, and making something good is definitely feasible. Look at Telegram—is it really that great? It stands out compared to other outdated messengers, but there’s nothing revolutionary about it. Lately, it’s become laggy, glitchy, and keeps crashing.
Telegram was already blocked once. Yes, it didn’t work out then, but I think all this time, interested parties haven’t just been sitting idle, and if a decision to block it is made, this time they’ll see it through to the end.
In a scenario unfavorable for Telegram, transitioning users to MAX won’t be that difficult. I’m afraid for Telegram itself, this could mean either selling the messenger to a major player with resources or bankruptcy. You understand that after a block, there’ll be just three and a half people left here with pockets full of useless gifts, right?
But the money will definitely outweigh Pasha’s principles. The situation is very dangerous; there are hysterical attempts to attract people from other countries, but here, probably only Snoop Dogg and Kanye West from Americans. The latter, by the way, seems to keep posting some nonsense, which makes you wonder if it’s someone from Ton Foundation.
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