Willy Wonka🍫

30 April 2024 22:55

You are always licking the inside of your mouth

Willy Wonka🍫

30 April 2024 06:36

You are younger now than

You are now

Willy Wonka🍫

28 April 2024 06:04

If garlic bread made out of garlic then what are cocktail made out of 😭😭

Willy Wonka🍫

26 April 2024 11:15

If you try to be unique, does that make you just like everyone else who tries to be unique?

Willy Wonka🍫

25 April 2024 01:12

If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Willy Wonka🍫

23 April 2024 23:10

If you cook a cookbook, does it become a cooked book?

Willy Wonka🍫

23 April 2024 00:06

If you clean a vacuum cleaner, do you become the vacuum cleaner?

Willy Wonka🍫

18 April 2024 09:22

No memes today you can laugh at the promises you and your ex made

Willy Wonka🍫

13 April 2024 02:18

It's called a "see-saw," but wouldn't "see-see" make more sense since you're looking at each other the whole time?

Willy Wonka🍫

10 April 2024 08:01

Ever notice how everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die

Willy Wonka🍫

09 April 2024 01:50

you can't spell "advertisement" without "semen" between the "tits"? Makes you wonder what they're really selling

Willy Wonka🍫

07 April 2024 05:50

Have you noticed that people say "exercise helps you sleep better," but if you try sleeping for 8 hours as a workout, suddenly you're "lazy"?

Willy Wonka🍫

06 April 2024 09:26

If we're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

Willy Wonka🍫

05 April 2024 02:50

Everyone says they want a fairytale wedding. But when I show up in a dragon costume, suddenly I'm 'ruining the day’

Willy Wonka🍫

03 April 2024 21:18

Ever wonder if clouds look down on us and say, 'That one is shaped like an idiot'?

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Willy Wonka🍫

30 April 2024 13:25

So we not going talk about the facts that there are 49 million kangaroos in Australia and 3.5 million people in Uruguay.. which means if the kangaroos thinks about invading Uruguay, each person have to step up and fight 14 kangaroos.

Willy Wonka🍫

29 April 2024 19:46

POV: Too tired to piss, too full of piss to sleep😶

Willy Wonka🍫

27 April 2024 01:13

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?

Willy Wonka🍫

25 April 2024 18:15

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Willy Wonka🍫

24 April 2024 14:15

If you stand on a piece of paper and say it's your territory, does that make you a ruler?

Willy Wonka🍫

23 April 2024 05:10

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

Willy Wonka🍫

22 April 2024 07:03

If you accidentally eat the fortune from a fortune cookie, does that mean your future is consumed?

Willy Wonka🍫

16 April 2024 11:49

How did god named angels in heaven but the alphabet invented on earth by humans

Willy Wonka🍫

11 April 2024 01:53

Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "mother-in-law," they come out as "woman Hitler"? Coincidence? I think not

@toilet101

Willy Wonka🍫

09 April 2024 05:50

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you

Willy Wonka🍫

08 April 2024 03:46

Have you ever noticed that "studying" is a combination of "student" and "dying"? Suddenly, college makes a lot more sense

Willy Wonka🍫

06 April 2024 17:46

Do they call Chinese food in china Chinese food or food

Willy Wonka🍫

06 April 2024 04:58

Do fish wonder if humans get thirsty for air, just as they do for water?

Willy Wonka🍫

04 April 2024 10:40

I remember the first time I made love to my wife and I asked her: “Am I the first one you have slept with?”
She said “Yeah, the rest kept me awake through the night”.

Willy Wonka🍫

03 April 2024 01:41

Ever notice how adults say "don't believe everything you read on the internet"? Then they believe a 3-minute read on Facebook solves 25 years of scientific research