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Telegram 3.14: Instant View, Telegraph, and Other Goodies
➡️ Instant View: a elegant way to view your articles with zero pageload time. To try it out, use Telegram version 3.14 to share a link to a Medium post or a TechCrunch article. This will get you an Instant View button that immediately shows a native page, saving you time and data.
➡️ Telegraph: Today we are launching Telegraph – a publishing tool that lets you create rich posts with markdown, photos, and all sorts of embedded stuff. Telegraph posts get beautiful Instant View pages on Telegram.
To try it, go to telegra.ph, publish a story, and share it on Telegram. With Telegraph, your Telegram channel can run stories just like the mainstream media (although you may find it tricky to become as biased).
➡️ Jump to Date: You can now travel in time to any moment in the past. Just tap Search inside a chat and choose a day using the Calendar tool.
Unfortunately, this doesn't work with dates from the future. Sorry, no flying cars and hoverboards for you today.
➡️ View Pack for Recent Stickers: Remember all those times when you had a sad Pepe among your recently sent stickers? If you‘re like us, your natural desire would’ve been to reunite the sad Pepe with the rest of his family by scrolling to the Pepe pack in your sticker panel.
You can now do that in an instant: try a long tap (or 3D-touch on iOS) on a recent sticker, then choose ‘View Pack’. Hey presto! For some mysterious reason, this also works with non-Pepe stickers.
➡️ Groups in Common: Sometimes you want to find a group in your chats, but can‘t recall the title. Here’s a life-hack for you: think about a contact of yours that was also a member in that group. This association technique may help you bring back the title too. If it doesn‘t, open that contact’s profile and tap Groups in Common.
➡️ Android Strikes Back: Some of you Android users told us we loved iPhones more than Androids. That almost made us cry (remember the sad Pepe in our recent stickers?). To make things right with you, we fired our iOS dev, who was too good.
Well, not really. We simply locked ourselves in the coding basement for several weeks to bring you this:
- A slick new interface for creating groups and selecting users in privacy settings (shiny animations included).
- A new beautiful interface for notification settings.
- Improved security for passcode locks (your chats won't be seen in the task switcher now). This one also works on iOS.
- Improved camera speed when taking photos and videos.
- Better video compression.
- An improved and less obstructive photo viewer.
- Easier editing of messages and adding captions to photos.
ℹ️ @geeksChannel
Don't wanna end up like this guy, and got no inspiration either. Sooo... anyone here who knows a good halloween costume?
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Hello guys. Here is our biggest update since the start.
Happy birthday
This channel is alive for exactly one year now. Thank you all for joining this channel. Every day, new people join our channel.
T-shirts
We want to celebrate this by selling t-shirts. In the poll, many people voted for a cheap t-shirt. But almost the same amount voted for a more quality one.
Good news: we can sell the quality ones for the price we had in mind for the cheap ones. The link to buy will be posted soon.
New channel
In your feedback, a few people mentioned about us not posting programming related posts in this channel.
From now on, we try to post only programming jokes here. The other jokes will be posted in @geekJokes.
Contacting us
Before, it was hard to get in touch with us. From now on, you can reach us at @UCT_admin. If you have questions or hilarious geek pictures, feel free to contact us :)
Don't let your identity be defined by tech stack, programming lang, company or job title. Define it by your bracket and indentation choices.
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Hello guys,
You can start sending your t-shirt designs to @PJ_Design_Contest
It would be great if you can send us two designs, one for #front and one for #back.
Please check @PJ_Contest_FAQ before sending in the designs.
For further queries related to the contest, contact @PJ_Design_Contest.
Prepare your pencils guys. The design contest is about to start...
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What your family thinks when you make a website
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I'm not sure if this is just bad design or a very active GitHub user...
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Hi All,
We post here daily but we want to know from you what you think about us.
We would be really happy if you can review our channel @ /channel/tchannelsbot?start=programmerjokes
Don't forget to take a look at our other UCT channels:
@animaljokes, @worthreading
10k members...
You guys are more than awesome! We hope you enjoy the channel. There is one thing you can do for us: it will take you just 2 clicks: one on the link below and the second on the amount of stars you believe we deserve. Thank you all so much!
/channel/tchannelsbot?start=programmerjokes
When you accidentally clicked "open in new window" instead of "open in new tab"
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Dear newcomers.
If you like this channel, please give us the stars you believe we deserve here: /channel/tchannelsbot?start=programmerjokes
It won't take long and we want to know what you think about this channel.
Samsung users these days.
(Those who got the Galaxy Note 7 can relate 😜)
Hello t-shirt designers. If you haven't already started, start now. The contest ends in exactly 1 week. If you have any question, feel free to talk to @PJ_Design_Contest.
The winner will get a free t-shirt and will be invited in our secret group where we discuss everything before we take actions.
Dear designers.
You can now start designing an awesome T-shirt. In a few hours, we will send you more information about how to send your creation.
Don't forget what we have listed below:
1: Maximum size of canvas should be 11.9" x 17.9"
2: Minimum size is 200x200 px
3. Include Telegram logo (yes, make it big)
4. Include '@ProgrammerJokes'
5. No NSFW content
6. No religious content
7. T-shirt base colors can be either RGB 214 213 213/#d6d5d5 or RGB 63 63 56/#3f3f38 (the choice is yours)
Here is the link for your Telegram logo:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/82/Telegram_logo.svg/1000px-Telegram_logo.svg.png
Programmer jokes has been growing at a good rate. Thank you all..!!!
25th Sept 2015 was when we started the channel. We want to celebrate our first anniversary. We may also be selling @ProgrammerJokes t-shirts for a start.
We would like you to answer a few questions (clicking/tapping on the below links will take you to @pollBot where you can select your choice)
1: Which region are you from?
2: Would you like to buy a @ProgrammerJokes t-shirt?
3: If we do a t-shirt design contest to promote the channel, would you like to participate?
It works on my computer...
http://redd.it/4ta2nz
Dear members. This channel keeps growing. It's awesome. When we started, we couldn't dream of this.
We are happy to announce a new channel in our UCT (United Channels of Telegram).
UCT channels:
@programmerJokes
@animalJokes
@gamerJokes
@worthReading (new channel!)
Dear members of this channel. We were contacted by Telegram staff saying from now on we can only post the maximum of one image per week due to the huge amount of people in this channel. The load has been overwhelming for the servers and if we keep posting one per day we might have the channel completely deleted.
We hope you all understand,
Programmer jokes Team.
