Programmer Jokes

21 June 2017 14:48

Giving a demostration of your application to your client

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12 June 2017 23:54

When someone you don't like asks for your code...

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15 May 2017 07:22

IDE war once again..!

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30 April 2017 02:55

When programmer is asked to write an essay.

Programmer Jokes

16 March 2017 09:10

One of the most difficult choices while coding.

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09 March 2017 23:45

You guys are great. This channel now has 30k members! Thank you for being with us :)
The only thing you can do for us is voting for us using the link below. But you already did that, right?
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Programmer Jokes

06 February 2017 19:56

That moment when your building crashes...!!!

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20 January 2017 03:19

When I try to fix a bug...

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04 January 2017 20:18

He surely was ahead of his time.

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30 December 2016 23:02

Spiders are the only web developers who are happy when they find bugs.

Programmer Jokes

09 December 2016 12:38

Dear programmers. If you like this channel, please give us the stars you believe we deserve here: /channel/tchannelsbot?start=programmerjokes

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22 November 2016 21:01

Telegram 3.14: Instant View, Telegraph, and Other Goodies


➡️ Instant View: a elegant way to view your articles with zero pageload time. To try it out, use Telegram version 3.14 to share a link to a Medium post or a TechCrunch article. This will get you an Instant View button that immediately shows a native page, saving you time and data.

➡️ Telegraph: Today we are launching Telegraph – a publishing tool that lets you create rich posts with markdown, photos, and all sorts of embedded stuff. Telegraph posts get beautiful Instant View pages on Telegram.

To try it, go to telegra.ph, publish a story, and share it on Telegram. With Telegraph, your Telegram channel can run stories just like the mainstream media (although you may find it tricky to become as biased).

➡️ Jump to Date: You can now travel in time to any moment in the past. Just tap Search inside a chat and choose a day using the Calendar tool.

Unfortunately, this doesn't work with dates from the future. Sorry, no flying cars and hoverboards for you today.

➡️ View Pack for Recent Stickers: Remember all those times when you had a sad Pepe among your recently sent stickers? If you‘re like us, your natural desire would’ve been to reunite the sad Pepe with the rest of his family by scrolling to the Pepe pack in your sticker panel.

You can now do that in an instant: try a long tap (or 3D-touch on iOS) on a recent sticker, then choose ‘View Pack’. Hey presto! For some mysterious reason, this also works with non-Pepe stickers.

➡️ Groups in Common: Sometimes you want to find a group in your chats, but can‘t recall the title. Here’s a life-hack for you: think about a contact of yours that was also a member in that group. This association technique may help you bring back the title too. If it doesn‘t, open that contact’s profile and tap Groups in Common.


➡️ Android Strikes Back: Some of you Android users told us we loved iPhones more than Androids. That almost made us cry (remember the sad Pepe in our recent stickers?). To make things right with you, we fired our iOS dev, who was too good.

Well, not really. We simply locked ourselves in the coding basement for several weeks to bring you this:

- A slick new interface for creating groups and selecting users in privacy settings (shiny animations included).
- A new beautiful interface for notification settings.
- Improved security for passcode locks (your chats won't be seen in the task switcher now). This one also works on iOS.
- Improved camera speed when taking photos and videos.
- Better video compression.
- An improved and less obstructive photo viewer.
- Easier editing of messages and adding captions to photos.

ℹ️ @geeksChannel

Programmer Jokes

30 October 2016 04:57

Don't wanna end up like this guy, and got no inspiration either. Sooo... anyone here who knows a good halloween costume?

Programmer Jokes

26 September 2016 21:33

Hello guys. Here is our biggest update since the start.

Happy birthday
This channel is alive for exactly one year now. Thank you all for joining this channel. Every day, new people join our channel.

T-shirts
We want to celebrate this by selling t-shirts. In the poll, many people voted for a cheap t-shirt. But almost the same amount voted for a more quality one.
Good news: we can sell the quality ones for the price we had in mind for the cheap ones. The link to buy will be posted soon.

New channel
In your feedback, a few people mentioned about us not posting programming related posts in this channel.
From now on, we try to post only programming jokes here. The other jokes will be posted in @geekJokes.

Contacting us
Before, it was hard to get in touch with us. From now on, you can reach us at @UCT_admin. If you have questions or hilarious geek pictures, feel free to contact us :)

Programmer Jokes

13 September 2016 22:15

Cooking instructions 😜

Programmer Jokes

15 June 2017 20:21

This is how software delivery works in real life.

Programmer Jokes

07 June 2017 19:42

Hi guys. You might have heard we are supporting the #TCI. There are a few channels we want to show you because they matched the rules: @botcube, @egorcentric, @dailyEm, @talks

The only way to have us advertising for you is by following the rules as described here: http://telegra.ph/Telegram-Channels-Initiative-01-11

Thank you for your time and have a beautiful day :)

Programmer Jokes

11 May 2017 23:16

When I get told our Chrome-only app needs to support IE as well by the end of the year.

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15 April 2017 08:28

When you want to fix a bug

Programmer Jokes

14 March 2017 21:23

When someone you don't like asks for your code.

Programmer Jokes

10 February 2017 23:42

Translation: "This towel executed an illegal operation and needs to be washed"

Programmer Jokes

02 February 2017 16:49

Hey, guys!

Today we want to show you a special initiative for channel owners powered by a group of popular English channels - #TCI. You can find all the information about it here: http://telegra.ph/Telegram-Channels-Initiative-01-11. However, we have made a brief summary just in case:

What is it about?
We decided to help cool young English channels with unique original content to gain new members - absolutely for free!

Why?
Just because we love Telegram and want the community to flourish - and gain great authors.

Who we are?
@violaclub | Viola
@tchannels | TChannels
@geekschannel | Telegram Geeks
@worldchannels | WC
@stickerschannel | S4 Dynamics
@programmerjokes | UCT

Programmer Jokes

13 January 2017 09:31

My car made it home!

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03 January 2017 02:10

A co-worker got tired of people asking where Ed is.

Programmer Jokes

29 December 2016 07:15

Nice try Microsoft..!!!!

Programmer Jokes

03 December 2016 01:43

@updateee

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10 November 2016 08:03

Fixing a bug, creating another...

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15 October 2016 23:13

When you accidentally clicked "open in new window" instead of "open in new tab"

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14 September 2016 23:58

Dear newcomers.
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Programmer Jokes

12 September 2016 09:01

Samsung users these days.

(Those who got the Galaxy Note 7 can relate 😜)