Programmer Jokes

06 October 2015 01:00

Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: none, that's a hardware problem

Programmer Jokes

04 October 2015 09:04

Q: How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?

A: An extroverted computer scientist looks atyour shoes when he talks to you.

Programmer Jokes

28 September 2015 15:57

Mysql was going to a nosql party
Guess what.?.?!!

No tables

Programmer Jokes

05 October 2015 15:12

Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"

A: Inheritance

Programmer Jokes

29 September 2015 23:10

There are 10 types of people. People who understand binary and people who don't.