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When you accidentally clicked "open in new window" instead of "open in new tab"

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Dear newcomers.
If you like this channel, please give us the stars you believe we deserve here: /channel/tchannelsbot?start=programmerjokes
It won't take long and we want to know what you think about this channel.

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Samsung users these days.

(Those who got the Galaxy Note 7 can relate 😜)

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https://xkcd.com/676/

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Hello t-shirt designers. If you haven't already started, start now. The contest ends in exactly 1 week. If you have any question, feel free to talk to @PJ_Design_Contest.
The winner will get a free t-shirt and will be invited in our secret group where we discuss everything before we take actions.

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Dear designers.

You can now start designing an awesome T-shirt. In a few hours, we will send you more information about how to send your creation.

Don't forget what we have listed below:
1: Maximum size of canvas should be 11.9" x 17.9"
2: Minimum size is 200x200 px
3. Include Telegram logo (yes, make it big)
4. Include '@ProgrammerJokes'
5. No NSFW content
6. No religious content
7. T-shirt base colors can be either RGB 214 213 213/#d6d5d5 or RGB 63 63 56/#3f3f38 (the choice is yours)

Here is the link for your Telegram logo:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/82/Telegram_logo.svg/1000px-Telegram_logo.svg.png

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Programmer jokes has been growing at a good rate. Thank you all..!!!

25th Sept 2015 was when we started the channel. We want to celebrate our first anniversary. We may also be selling @ProgrammerJokes t-shirts for a start.

We would like you to answer a few questions (clicking/tapping on the below links will take you to @pollBot where you can select your choice)

1: Which region are you from?

2: Would you like to buy a @ProgrammerJokes t-shirt?

3: If we do a t-shirt design contest to promote the channel, would you like to participate?

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It works on my computer...
http://redd.it/4ta2nz

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I just found some of my old code

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Back to the 80's.... 📺

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Keyboard for REAL Programmers

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Dear members. This channel keeps growing. It's awesome. When we started, we couldn't dream of this.
We are happy to announce a new channel in our UCT (United Channels of Telegram).
UCT channels:
@programmerJokes
@animalJokes
@gamerJokes
@worthReading (new channel!)

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Dear members of this channel. We were contacted by Telegram staff saying from now on we can only post the maximum of one image per week due to the huge amount of people in this channel. The load has been overwhelming for the servers and if we keep posting one per day we might have the channel completely deleted.

We hope you all understand,

Programmer jokes Team.

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Connecting to a remote Linux machine

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a77VgVx_460sv.mp4

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Guys... awesome! Over 7000 members now! Thank you!

If you like this channel, please give us the stars you believe we deserve here: /channel/tchannelsbot?start=programmerjokes
It won't take long and we want to know what you think about this channel.

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Hello guys. Here is our biggest update since the start.

Happy birthday
This channel is alive for exactly one year now. Thank you all for joining this channel. Every day, new people join our channel.

T-shirts
We want to celebrate this by selling t-shirts. In the poll, many people voted for a cheap t-shirt. But almost the same amount voted for a more quality one.
Good news: we can sell the quality ones for the price we had in mind for the cheap ones. The link to buy will be posted soon.

New channel
In your feedback, a few people mentioned about us not posting programming related posts in this channel.
From now on, we try to post only programming jokes here. The other jokes will be posted in @geekJokes.

Contacting us
Before, it was hard to get in touch with us. From now on, you can reach us at @UCT_admin. If you have questions or hilarious geek pictures, feel free to contact us :)

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Cooking instructions 😜

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Don't let your identity be defined by tech stack, programming lang, company or job title. Define it by your bracket and indentation choices.

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http://xkcd.com/1513/

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Hello guys,
You can start sending your t-shirt designs to @PJ_Design_Contest
It would be great if you can send us two designs, one for #front and one for #back.
Please check @PJ_Contest_FAQ before sending in the designs.
For further queries related to the contest, contact @PJ_Design_Contest.

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Prepare your pencils guys. The design contest is about to start...

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@updateee

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What your family thinks when you make a website

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I'm not sure if this is just bad design or a very active GitHub user...

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Hi All,

We post here daily but we want to know from you what you think about us.

We would be really happy if you can review our channel @ /channel/tchannelsbot?start=programmerjokes

Don't forget to take a look at our other UCT channels:
@animaljokes, @worthreading

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10k members...
You guys are more than awesome! We hope you enjoy the channel. There is one thing you can do for us: it will take you just 2 clicks: one on the link below and the second on the amount of stars you believe we deserve. Thank you all so much!

/channel/tchannelsbot?start=programmerjokes

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Ofcourse this was a joke guys 😉

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Computers then vs Computers now

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http://dilbert.com/strip/2016-02-21

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The real guide to interpreting developer job ads
http://redd.it/41nheh

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