Programmer Jokes

17 December 2015 00:34

Did you know?
The first programmer was a woman.

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05 December 2015 21:11

There must be a problem with the virtual machine

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25 November 2015 01:04

Management insisted we wouldn't need to waste our time writing unit tests

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23 November 2015 14:42

Why did the programmer quit his job?
He didn't get arrays.

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16 November 2015 08:47

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12 November 2015 08:23

Thank you for your votes!
This time no image, but a link. Make sure you take a look:
https://www.addedbytes.com/blog/if-php-were-british/

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11 November 2015 08:21

http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-11-11

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30 October 2015 18:39

In 2 days from 500 to 600 members. You are more than awesome!

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27 October 2015 18:44

When Shakespeare asked, "To be, or not to be?", he did not provide the answer. But programmers can. The answer is FF.

2B |~ 2B = FF

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20 October 2015 00:01

Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

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14 October 2015 21:59

If you listen to a UNIX shell, can you hear the C?

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13 October 2015 15:19

I didn't write that part of the system

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09 October 2015 17:39

Unix is user friendly. It's just very particular about who its friends are.

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08 October 2015 08:26

100 members already :) we try to serve you the best jokes :)

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05 October 2015 15:12

Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"

A: Inheritance

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13 December 2015 19:16

Almost 4k members! Awesome :) This time we didn't create a new channel, but we merged and combined our strengths. This is the next channel you want to follow: @gamerjokes

With the 3 channels we now have, we call ourselves the United Joke Channels of Telegram (UJCT). We will update you soon enough if we are to create a new jokes channel.

@programmerjokes, @gamerjokes, @animaljokes

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29 November 2015 21:41

Over 3000 members already. We are growing fast! To celebrate this, we created another channel: Animal Jokes
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24 November 2015 08:22

Why did the integer drown?
Because it couldn't float!

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19 November 2015 16:08

http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-11-19

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15 November 2015 12:50

We strongly condemn the violence that took place in Paris. 😟
Our thoughts and prayers are with the loved ones of those killed and injured and with all of France.😔

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12 November 2015 00:15

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08 November 2015 23:17

We didn't have the budget to build it properly

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28 October 2015 17:32

This channel now has over 500 members. You are awesome :)

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20 October 2015 01:10

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15 October 2015 00:51

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”

“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”

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14 October 2015 07:53

Q: What is the difference between a programmer and a non-programmer ?

A: The non-programmer thinks a kilobyte is 1000 bytes while a programmer is convinced that a kilometer is 1024 meters

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12 October 2015 15:12

The sales department asked for it to be that way

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08 October 2015 14:01

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06 October 2015 01:00

Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: none, that's a hardware problem

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04 October 2015 09:04

Q: How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?

A: An extroverted computer scientist looks atyour shoes when he talks to you.