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FOUR stages of girl & boy relation!
1. hand in hand.
2. that in hand.
3. hand in that.
4. that in that.
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It is where the Gulf of Alaska meets the Pacific Ocean
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A cannibal is invited to a teambuilding week in the mountains.
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The instructions say he can also bring one friend.
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But when he arrives, he brings ten people. The organizer is shocked: “Come on Alan, what the heck, the invitation said you can only bring one person!”
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"Yeah, but it also said bring your own food, didn’t it?!”
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A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"
The dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. But see your friend over there? He is also my son. That's confidential."
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The best method for staying in shape!
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A few things you can do with your iron
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Attitude is everything. Your energy flows where your attention goes. See that glass half full and not just half empty. Of course pessimism will always tell you its half empty. Thats no surprise and that's why pessimism is ignorance. Educate it! For a glass to be half empty means it has to also be half full! It's all how you see it and want to believe! Continue filling your life with goals and ideas to start overflowing your cup of fulfillment.
Guard your thoughts and do battle with any intruders like anxiety,worry, frustration or depressions. Today you are here and tomorrow is not guaranteed. Give yourself the honor and respect to be a better version of how you truly would like to be. That is success. Involve with those who set clear examples of what it& means to grow and live. Observe, learn and take action. Are you ready?
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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine, eight, seven...!"
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Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: Windows are totally frozen, will not open.
Husband replies: “Carefully pour some warm water over it and tap the edges first with your hand, if that doesn’t work, then gently with a hammer.”
15 minutes later, the wife texts back: “Oh no, I think the laptop is now totally gone!”
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If a guy remembers the colour of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs!
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Death could be just a few seconds away.
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