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https://devme.me (desktop only experience) Channel exists because function is not a function No ads? Contact/send meme - @linegel

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#offtopic

Take it easy, rebels 😂

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We need someone to do a proper remix with video for that golden oldie

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Have a great weekend 🎉🙌🎉

devme.me website is gonna be hugely remade and achievement-quest-game is likely gonna be broken for some time (or forever)

So if you wanted to check it out but delayed - now it’s the best time to do it, you can start from:

http://devme.me/sitemap.xml
http://devme.me/robots.txt

It’s still desktop only experience, never tested and never expected to work on mobile

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How they should look like

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Good morning!

Somehow there was too many memes so I'm sorry for posting more than 3 memes per day too often (which was agreed during the last poll)

I literally doing my best to postpone them for days later but there already too many of them in posting schedule 😐🗒

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Good morning and have a magnificient week!

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Send a screenshot of downloaded Sora 2 app asking you for invitation code and I will send one back to you in DMs

But please: pinky promise to share yours with whoever will send a screenshot after you ;)

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Happy Friday and have a great weekend!

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I was resisting the urge to post it for hours

I couldn’t anymore

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To learn about the launch of a new model from Anthropic after opening Claude Code after work is a new but quite pleasant feeling

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Here some crazy maniac rewriting common cli tools to use sed

https://github.com/tiawl/sedjutsu
Btw, sed are not yet rewritten with sed. You can join and help!

Cursed

Absolutely cursed

I love it ❤️🥰❤️

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😂

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If you don’t get it then you’re just too young, that’s ok

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Meta cooked!

I mean, almost started to!

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> be me, quantum cultist, snorted copium since kindergarten
> drop 50k on $IONQ because “quantum only goes up”
> CEO: “every Fortune-500 CEO has a quantum strat”
> mfw McDonald’s gonna supersize fries with entangled salt

> CEO says gate fidelity 99.8 %, sounds sexy
> realize that's still 0.2 % chance my calc turns into alphabet soup
> ask IR when Shor's algo cracks RSA-2048
> they send me link to 2030 roadmap PDF named cope.pdf

> earnings drop: $11 m revenue, $10.9 m is gov handouts
> organic sales? less than what I tip DoorDash
> DeMassi on CNBC: "quantum internet is next multitrillion TAM"
> mfw he pitching teleporting memes while I can't even ping qubit without decoherence
> ask for 1000-qubit cloud instance
> support says "we have 32, but they're logical in spirit"
> “quantum internet” because regular net too useful
> need photon routers so Twitter loads in superposition

> DeMasi tweets "minimum upside CSCO market cap"
> do quick math: need 200 B revenue, currently selling $5 m of fairy dust
> that's only 40,000 % growth, basically guaranteed
> google "proven exponential quantum algorithms"
> find three, all require 1 M qubits and liquid-nitrogen cooled unicorn tears
> file taxes, mark investment as "charitable donation to physics LARP"

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This update is also causing the following issues:

1. Localhost is not working // refusing to connect
2. The update is causing install errors.
3. File Explorer's Preview pane is broken.
4. Reports of performance and other problems.

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I mean, its Saturday after all

Also its getting cold outside

So this solution is viable one to touch some all year long

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#news

https://blog.google/technology/ai/google-gemma-ai-cancer-therapy-discovery/

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TLDR for your lazy ass ❤️‍🩹

Phrack tells South Korea they've been hacked by China or North Korea

South Korea goes to look but all the shit suddenly burns down

Bro tasked with looking into it kills himself

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#news

We all are gonna be slop spammed beyond any legal limits

At least maybe we will like some of it

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#pasta #news

>be OpenAI
>train Sora 2 on every movie/show ever made without permission
>release product with aggressive marketing

>Day 1-3
>Pikachu robbing CVS
>Hitler SpongeBob
>Mario, family guy, south park everywhere
>#1 app store in 48 hours

>Employee: "ser, we won"
>"users doing exactly what we planned them to do"
>new funding secured
>$500B valuation

>suddenly lawsuits incoming
>disney, NYT, everyone mobilizing

>Altman: "quick, make it the users' fault"
>"and copyright holders' fault too"

>emergency update ships overnight
>*media upload agreement popup*
>YOU agree not to upload copyrighted material
>YOU agree you have all rights to uploads
>misuse = permanent banned from sora AND chatgpt

>Liability successfully transferred:
>✓ users
>✓ copyright holders must opt out each character individually
>✗ openai

>Altman drops blog: "please use responsibly :)"

>users try to delete sora account
>deletes chatgpt too
>banned from ever signing up again
>API access? gone
>all data? deleted
>can't even use same email/phone
>users realize they're trapped

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Btw, this video of Sam? Fails moderation too somehow

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Rain made out of drones that caught fire due to fireworks is exactly how real cyberpunk should look like 🥲

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Kinda motivational post or something idk

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Rust community we need your explanation of this situation

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We surely have a timeline where this is real

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When Nintendo lawyers retire they couldn’t just stop doing their thing

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You can send it to your colleagues who are afraid to ask for help or ask too late 🌚

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Have a great weekend with not too much overtime 🥰

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This is who you're arguing with online

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Bun/Elysia lore is golden

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