Dev Meme / devmeme

09 October 2025 00:40

#news

We all are gonna be slop spammed beyond any legal limits

At least maybe we will like some of it

Dev Meme / devmeme

04 October 2025 22:07

#pasta #news

>be OpenAI
>train Sora 2 on every movie/show ever made without permission
>release product with aggressive marketing

>Day 1-3
>Pikachu robbing CVS
>Hitler SpongeBob
>Mario, family guy, south park everywhere
>#1 app store in 48 hours

>Employee: "ser, we won"
>"users doing exactly what we planned them to do"
>new funding secured
>$500B valuation

>suddenly lawsuits incoming
>disney, NYT, everyone mobilizing

>Altman: "quick, make it the users' fault"
>"and copyright holders' fault too"

>emergency update ships overnight
>*media upload agreement popup*
>YOU agree not to upload copyrighted material
>YOU agree you have all rights to uploads
>misuse = permanent banned from sora AND chatgpt

>Liability successfully transferred:
>✓ users
>✓ copyright holders must opt out each character individually
>✗ openai

>Altman drops blog: "please use responsibly :)"

>users try to delete sora account
>deletes chatgpt too
>banned from ever signing up again
>API access? gone
>all data? deleted
>can't even use same email/phone
>users realize they're trapped

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Btw, this video of Sam? Fails moderation too somehow

Dev Meme / devmeme

04 October 2025 19:04

Rain made out of drones that caught fire due to fireworks is exactly how real cyberpunk should look like 🥲

Dev Meme / devmeme

03 October 2025 18:30

Kinda motivational post or something idk

Dev Meme / devmeme

30 September 2025 18:03

Rust community we need your explanation of this situation

Dev Meme / devmeme

29 September 2025 14:31

We surely have a timeline where this is real

Dev Meme / devmeme

23 September 2025 06:33

When Nintendo lawyers retire they couldn’t just stop doing their thing

Dev Meme / devmeme

21 September 2025 15:00

You can send it to your colleagues who are afraid to ask for help or ask too late 🌚

Dev Meme / devmeme

19 September 2025 22:36

Have a great weekend with not too much overtime 🥰

Dev Meme / devmeme

17 September 2025 14:33

This is who you're arguing with online

Dev Meme / devmeme

16 September 2025 18:02

Bun/Elysia lore is golden

Dev Meme / devmeme

14 September 2025 20:31

Sounds about right 🤔

Dev Meme / devmeme

12 September 2025 20:33

Have a great weekend!

Dev Meme / devmeme

08 September 2025 20:33

Imagine supporting such a system 🥰

Dev Meme / devmeme

05 September 2025 10:34

You also keep your entire codebase in a single txt file, right?

Nothing wrong there, move along

Dev Meme / devmeme

06 October 2025 06:31

Good morning and have a magnificient week!

Dev Meme / devmeme

04 October 2025 20:51

Send a screenshot of downloaded Sora 2 app asking you for invitation code and I will send one back to you in DMs

But please: pinky promise to share yours with whoever will send a screenshot after you ;)

Dev Meme / devmeme

03 October 2025 20:00

Happy Friday and have a great weekend!

Dev Meme / devmeme

02 October 2025 00:26

I was resisting the urge to post it for hours

I couldn’t anymore

Dev Meme / devmeme

29 September 2025 19:29

To learn about the launch of a new model from Anthropic after opening Claude Code after work is a new but quite pleasant feeling

Dev Meme / devmeme

27 September 2025 07:00

Here some crazy maniac rewriting common cli tools to use sed

https://github.com/tiawl/sedjutsu
Btw, sed are not yet rewritten with sed. You can join and help!

Cursed

Absolutely cursed

I love it ❤️🥰❤️

Dev Meme / devmeme

22 September 2025 15:34

😂

Dev Meme / devmeme

21 September 2025 06:31

If you don’t get it then you’re just too young, that’s ok

Dev Meme / devmeme

18 September 2025 03:51

Meta cooked!

I mean, almost started to!

Dev Meme / devmeme

17 September 2025 10:30

> be me, quantum cultist, snorted copium since kindergarten
> drop 50k on $IONQ because “quantum only goes up”
> CEO: “every Fortune-500 CEO has a quantum strat”
> mfw McDonald’s gonna supersize fries with entangled salt

> CEO says gate fidelity 99.8 %, sounds sexy
> realize that's still 0.2 % chance my calc turns into alphabet soup
> ask IR when Shor's algo cracks RSA-2048
> they send me link to 2030 roadmap PDF named cope.pdf

> earnings drop: $11 m revenue, $10.9 m is gov handouts
> organic sales? less than what I tip DoorDash
> DeMassi on CNBC: "quantum internet is next multitrillion TAM"
> mfw he pitching teleporting memes while I can't even ping qubit without decoherence
> ask for 1000-qubit cloud instance
> support says "we have 32, but they're logical in spirit"
> “quantum internet” because regular net too useful
> need photon routers so Twitter loads in superposition

> DeMasi tweets "minimum upside CSCO market cap"
> do quick math: need 200 B revenue, currently selling $5 m of fairy dust
> that's only 40,000 % growth, basically guaranteed
> google "proven exponential quantum algorithms"
> find three, all require 1 M qubits and liquid-nitrogen cooled unicorn tears
> file taxes, mark investment as "charitable donation to physics LARP"

Dev Meme / devmeme

16 September 2025 07:30

More code should have been shred for us to get some context 🌚

Dev Meme / devmeme

12 September 2025 22:09

Have a productive weekend!

Dev Meme / devmeme

09 September 2025 06:34

And just to make it clear, it was separate case from nx https://github.com/nrwl/nx/security/advisories/GHSA-cxm3-wv7p-598c

Dev Meme / devmeme

07 September 2025 10:34

Same with Pro and Business

If you have anomalous ping jumps for random requests - it may worth investigation

Dev Meme / devmeme

03 September 2025 14:31

Such Environmental
So Social
Much Governance

Wow🌚

#offtopic@dev_meme