Boinkers News

24 April 2025 09:26

LAS VEGAS Buy In discount: $50-$100k
Viva Las Vegas!

Boinkers News

23 April 2025 23:16

It's fixed, let's goooooooo

Boinkers News

23 April 2025 17:10

The fight for Poker Chips is ON!!!

You Shitcoinaires will need them chips, to WIN the Poker 4TON competition which kicks off at 7PM UTC.

The Chips Fight is split to 9 brackets, resulting in a total of: 770 Poker Chip Winners in less than 4 hours.

HURRY UP!!!

Boinkers News

23 April 2025 14:55

The Warmup has begun…

Boinkers News

23 April 2025 12:04

🤘 NEW EVENT ON NOW🤘

Check it out shitheads!

Boinkers News

21 April 2025 18:27

10X MEGA Shit bonus hits hard in today's Leaderboard!!!

TOP 100 Get 10X MEGA BONUS!

1st rank: 10,000%
2nd: 6,000%
3rd: 4,000%
4th: 3,000%
5th: 2,500%
6th: 2,100%
7th: 1,800%
8th: 1,600%
9th: 1,400%
10th: 1,200%
11-20: 1,000%
21-100: 500%

The Ultra Shit Wheel Killer just dropped the mic.

Boinkers News

21 April 2025 12:12

Smashing Controllers Quest is LIVE.

Don’t MISS it!

Boinkers News

20 April 2025 15:46

Competition is LIVE in 5 min...

Boinkers News

18 April 2025 21:25

OOOOOOHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT
250% Energy in DA Wheel!

Boinkers News

08 April 2025 02:15

GOOOOOOOOD Morning Far East Shitcoinaires!!!

2X Wheel is Live just for YOU!

Boinkers News

31 March 2025 18:50

MEGA ENERGY WHEEL IS ON!
Spin hard before it's GONE!

Boinkers News

27 March 2025 20:10

OHHHHH SHIT!!!
The Equal-Shit Wheel strikes again!

Boinkers News

16 March 2025 07:42

1,000 TON Raffle
No asshole knows what it’ll be worth upon distribution!

Boinkers News

12 March 2025 17:06

The Shitcoin Altar has revealed its latest secret… 🔮

It whispered into the ears of Boinkers, users that have collected ALL 3 of the following rare artifacts are going to get a special reward by Sunday 16th EOD UTC 🧑‍💻

To be eligible for these rewards, you must hold a ‘Shitty Broomstick, Blue Toothbrush, & Dust Cleaner’ 😉

Keep in mind these artifacts are no longer claimable. Must have claimed them in the past. 🤳

You must also make sure your wallet is connected to your Boinkers account within the next 24 hours to receive your prize. 😁

If it’s not. You can connect it in the ‘Drop’ page. 🚀

The rewards distribution will be based on the amount of these specific artifacts you’ve collected:

Having 1 of each of the 3 artifacts will result in a reward of: 15 TON

Having 2 of each of the 3 artifacts: 50 TON

Having 3 of each of the 3 artifacts: 85 TON

Having 4 of each of the 3 artifacts: 130 TON

Having 5 of each of the 3 artifacts: 220 TON

Having 6 of each of the 3 artifacts: 670 TON

Having 8 of each of the 3 artifacts: 1500 TON

Having 10 of each of the 3 artifacts: 3700 TON

Boinkers News

04 March 2025 23:40

HELP WANTED: Must be skilled in meme-lore and sh*tposting 🧑‍💻

Do you have what it takes to shape the legend of Boinkers? 🤳

Head over to our Discord and help craft to 'The Secret Gospel of Boinkers'—the source of Boinker’s lore 😱

➡️ https://discord.gg/boinkers

Boinkers News

24 April 2025 01:14

🚨 BOINKERS ART COMPETITION ALERT 🚨

Listen up, shitcoinaires! 🤳

We’re calling on all of the creatives in the Boinkers community to craft the ultimate banner for Twitter/X & Discord. Because why not let our community's chaos fuel the brand? 🚀

🏆 THE PRIZE 🏆

- Your art as the official Boinkers Twitter & Discord banner for a whole week 📢
- A glorious 10T shitcoin reward 🪙

📌 HOW TO ENTER:

1️⃣ Create the most unhinged, degen, and Boinkers-worthy banner art.
2️⃣ Post it on Twitter/X with #BoinkersBanner & tag @Boinkersio 🚀
3️⃣ Drop it in #shitty-art on Discord & rally the homies for engagement.

The Boinkers Council (aka us + a bunch of lunatics) will pick the most legendary banner.

LFG, let’s see what you got shitcoinaires! 😉

Boinkers News

23 April 2025 22:01

Shitcoinaires, there is a shitty bug with the Poker points counter. The shitty devs are working to resolve it asap. Pardon. The good part, the Prize Pool will go up 20% for that F*ckUp!

Boinkers News

23 April 2025 15:29

The Shitcoin Altar has revealed another secret… 🔮

Shitcoinaires that have collected ALL 4 of the following rare artifacts are going to get a special reward by Sunday 27th EOD UTC 🧑‍💻

To be eligible for these rewards, you must hold a ‘Golden Spray, Golden Toothbrush, Golden Bucket & Blue Plunger’ 😉

Keep in mind these artifacts are no longer claimable. Must have claimed them in the past. 🤳

Make sure your wallet is connected to your Boinkers account within the next 24 hours to receive your prize. 😁

If it’s not. You can connect it in the ‘Drop’ page. 🚀

The rewards distribution will be based on the amount of these specific artifacts you’ve collected:

Having 1 of each of the 4 artifacts will result in a reward of: 16 TON

Having 2 of each of the 4 artifacts: 35 TON

Having 3 of each of the 4 artifacts: 65 TON

Having 4 of each of the 4 artifacts: 100 TON

Having 5 of each of the 4 artifacts: 160 TON

Having 6 of each of the 4 artifacts: 330 TON

Having 8 of each of the 4 artifacts: 1000 TON

Having 10 of each of the 4 artifacts: 3300 TON

Boinkers News

23 April 2025 14:32

Did someone say Poker?

Boinkers News

22 April 2025 18:25

DON’T MISS the last TON KOMBAT!

Fingers crossed, 0 bugs this time.

Boinkers News

21 April 2025 16:15

Who wants FREE SPINS?? 😱

No joke – this one’s yours to use ‘til 7:00 PM UTC!! 😉

Just take it and run!💰

Grab it here ⬇️
https://l.boinkers.io/Wheels4u

Boinkers News

20 April 2025 18:21

MEGA Shit bonus in today’s Leaderboard!!!

TOP 100 get a special bonus!

1st rank: 1,000%
2nd: 600%
3rd: 400%
4th: 300%
5th: 250%
6th: 210%
7th: 180%
8th: 160%
9th: 140%
10th: 120%
11-20: 100%
21-100: 50%

Who’s gonna own today’s PILE OF SHIT?

Boinkers News

20 April 2025 15:31

OHHHH SHIT, some Assholes pulled shananigans... the team is checking it, update in 15 min

Boinkers News

14 April 2025 22:13

Breaking News! Trump changes Obama's portrait in the white house!

Boinkers News

02 April 2025 07:40

If you could have unlimited access to the following:

Shitcoins, Raffles Tickets, Wheel Spins, and Slut Machine spins….

Which would you take?

Comment your choice here!

Boinkers News

30 March 2025 18:45

60 MIN TON Competition is ON at 5PM UTC
You'll need those little bad boys

Boinkers News

24 March 2025 01:04

CONGRATS to the 250 Shitcoinaires who WON the right to sit on the Diamond Toilet!

Artifacts will be distributed by Monday EOD UTC.

Boinkers News

13 March 2025 17:58

We’re going live in a few minutes with Sleepagotchi! 🛏

Join us as we talk about The Rise of Messenger apps, and what we got going on at Boinkers! 🧑‍💻

You can join us here 👇

https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1YqKDZYgbyaJV

🗓: Thursday 13th March
🚀: 5 PM UTC+ 0 | 12 PM EST

Boinkers News

10 March 2025 10:41

Claim your FREE ticket for a shitty chance to WIN TON!

800 TON Prize Pool!
3 Lucky Assholes WIN 100 TON.

Boinkers News

03 March 2025 16:52

Shitcoinaire of the Week! 💩

We’re always keeping our eyes peeled for our community… we always want to make sure our biggest supporters get the biggest support from us too!! 🧑‍💻

Because of that, we’d like to nominate this week’s Shitcoinaires of the week! 😱

Congratulations to the following winners! You will each receive 150B Shitcoins 🎁

@Jasonbfe
@doorsservice2024
@Kristal777777
@perlino85
@MaksimGroh
@shitcoiner4life
@FadilHS
@jasonbfe
@patient_zooropa
@Squareapple
@Uzoma101
@purpleK12

You will get your prize before EOD 🚀

If you want a chance to win next week! Make sure to stand out in our community 🪙