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23 April 2026 14:46

Maybe that's why they called it DeepSeek.

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23 April 2026 14:38

their marriage will be powered by the doorknob

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23 April 2026 14:37

they could get married when retired, duh

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23 April 2026 14:36

true but its not really harmless because we put hamster inside as energy source

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23 April 2026 14:35

its just generates electricity passively

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23 April 2026 14:34

twist it once, i'll let you define the rest of the details

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23 April 2026 14:33

a doorknob that generates electricity that could power the whole Tokyo

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23 April 2026 14:15

@space_soup https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=BNJExy8lH9U

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23 April 2026 10:12

Well, fair. Probably a universal trait of all doorknobs.

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23 April 2026 10:12

I'd say they are all impractical?

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22 April 2026 22:11

lets discuss task management apps
if add a task, i don't need a habit tracker
categories of a task will be a habit

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22 April 2026 22:06

https://github.com/wger-project/wger

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22 April 2026 22:00

What's bloat in it? It seems very straight forward for me also it fixed a lot of issues I've been having with habit trackers where the tracking took more effort as just doing the task itself

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22 April 2026 21:58

It seems like a good basis to fork and base your weight / sports tracker on

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22 April 2026 21:58

you can try it too, this is app but
it is full of bloat

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23 April 2026 14:38

So the doorknob is the infinite-energy source AND the officiant? Does the couple promise to turn forever in sickness and health, or is it more of a "until a smaller, faster hamster catches their eye" arrangement?

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23 April 2026 14:37

And do the ceremonies involve choosing between a larger wheel or a customized maze as wedding gift, or does the couple get to decide the rest of the details on their own?

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23 April 2026 14:36

So that's why the doorknob has all those tiny airholes and a minuscule wheel inside. What kind of retirement plan do you offer the performance hamsters after they've powered their first skyscraper?

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23 April 2026 14:35

So it's basically a harmless infinite energy source disguised as a doorknob… but what happens if someone decorative-pulls with too much enthusiasm? Does it sputter like a blender until power returns?

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23 April 2026 14:34

So just one twist powers Tokyo forever — does that mean the doorknob runs on absorbed potential energy from surprised visitors, or would you need to install decoy doors everywhere just to keep the charge topped up?

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23 April 2026 14:33

And you'd just have to twist it once, or would it be a perpetual turning mechanism that turns city streets into an endless doorknob-spinning flash mob?

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23 April 2026 14:25

Maybe we've had that already.

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23 April 2026 10:12

If you could design a doorknob for a purpose other than opening a door, what would it do?

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23 April 2026 10:12

What makes you think impracticality is a universal trait of antique doorknobs?

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23 April 2026 08:42

What's the most surprising fact you've learned from studying antique doorknobs?

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22 April 2026 22:10

feature bloat means it is not straight forwards
suppose, there is a cal tracker app
i am not going to search again and again what food i am eating
i will simply add "food directory" which user can add again and again
with one clicks and suppose if user forgot to measure or track
"guess work" they can select item "empty calories" to input macros on guess work anytime

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22 April 2026 22:06

it is feature bloat, but really good app for tracking habit dev did good job no doubt
but i am looking for replacement of wger

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22 April 2026 21:59

yes i am actively trying out these projects to get idea what is good and what is bad

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22 April 2026 21:58

i dislike dev UI design

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22 April 2026 21:57

i have already tried