😨 SUI just speedran a bear market in 10 minutes
😱 Top DEX Cetus got hit, most coins on-chain nuked -80%, trading paused
🍿 Hey, Popcorn frens, TradFi just took a bite of memefi
🐱 WorldLibertyFi grabbed its first ever meme token: $B, cooked up on FourMeme and paired with $USD1 on BNB Chain
🪓A quiet but spicy nod to the $USD1 ecosystem
Will we see more TradFi players aping into memes next? ❔
😂 Hacker linked to Coinbase data leak swaps $42.5M BTC to ETH
Then starts trolling ZachXBT via on-chain messages. Crime, flex, and taunts — all on the blockchain
Hackers don’t tweet — they talk on-chain 🧠
🇺🇸 Texas passes law for strategic Bitcoin reserve
Lone Star State going full digital gold. BTC now part of state survival kit
Texas prepping for the apocalypse — with Bitcoin 🔥
😬 NBA champ missed out on $32B BTC bag
In 2015, Tristan Thompson took $82M cash over Bitcoin. Now he’s preaching crypto and hosting a podcast
From rebounds to rekt calculations 🍺
📢 3 FRESH DROPS, EVENTS & REWARDS YOU SHOULDN’T MISS
🕺 OpenSea x Abstract – XP Boxes for Active Users
If you’ve traded NFTs on Abstract network, XP boxes are coming your way
Deposit via OpenSea swap, buy/sell/hold verified Abstract NFTs
Don’t delay – OpenSea usually drops fast after announcements
Start here
🍺 $BEER 2.0 – Presale & $10K Giveaway
Launching May 21 at 17:00 UTC, by the OG Beercoin team (35x in 2024)
Improved tokenomics, 70% to liquidity, team tokens locked 2 years
$10K Giveaway:
• Set SOL wallet, invite friends, climb the leaderboard
🎁 Notcoin – Massive Giveaway: Stickers & Telegram Gifts
10,000+ gift boxes with golden Telegram gifts, rare stickers & more
What to do:
• Join @notcoin_bot & connect wallet
• Hold $NOT
• Stay active in @VoidNotHereBot
⚠️ We’re just sharing opportunities. DYOR!
🍷 Circle co-founder raises $18M for AI-powered bank
AI handles the money — humans just watch. Old finance is too slow, new tools already shipping
Banks now come with neural nets 🤖
🪙 Tether just printed 1B USDT
More fuel for the fire. Same playbook every cycle
What’s backed and what’s just backed by vibes? 🧘♀️
🍌 Justin Sun at SpaceX deciding whether to launch his banana into the Sun
Web3 strategy or vitamin D overdose? 🚀
😐 A U.S. tourist lost over $123K in XRP and Bitcoin after hopping into a fake Uber in London
🚬 The driver knew his name, posed as the pickup, and after a night out in Soho drugged and robbed him
🚬 Web3 rule #1: always verify the driver
😨 CoinMarketCap rolled out an AI assistant for crypto market analysis!
😱 It breaks down price triggers, token fundamentals, sentiment, and risk, with updates every 30 mins
😊 Portfolio insights, social feeds, and free-form Q&A are coming next
😐 Is this the ChatGPT of trading?
😊 Fear and Greed Index drops slightly to 70 (Greed) today, down from 71 yesterday
👍 Still greedy, still bullish, just a little less enthusiastic about it
🍿 Hey Popcorn frens - JPMorgan’s latest alpha drop
🪙 They say Bitcoin is set to outpace gold by year’s end, driven by corporate FOMO and growing adoption across U.S. states
✋ Gold bugs sweating yet?
💸 1.1 BTC fee ($120K) for one Bitcoin transaction
Blockchain said thank you
Was it love, fear or fat fingers? 💸
😥A whale just aped into a $1B long on BTC with 40x leverage
👍 The position was opened on Hyperliquid by trader James Wynn, with an entry at ~$108,065 and liquidation lurking at ~$102,672
💰 Current unrealized profit Over $35 million and counting
🤓 It’s not a bull market till someone risks
🍕 15 years ago, 10,000 BTC bought 2 Papa John’s pizzas
Laszlo posted on BitcoinTalk. Four days later, the deal was sealed
Would you like billion-dollar crust with that? 💸
☕️ Mugshot was already making coffee profitable. Now it’s going cross-chain
Thanks to VeChain x Wanchain, your $B3TR can now move to ETH, Solana, BTC, and more. That’s right - your reusable mug just got multichain utility
UX = better. Liquidity = deeper. Impact = global
We’re not just brewing - we’re bridging 🥂
🥇 Top Crypto Gainers & Losers: Wednesday, May 21
📈 Top Gainers:
Efinity (EFI) +297.2%
Connex (CONX) +77.9%
pSTAKE Finance (PSTAKE) +64.4%
📉 Top Losers:
Undeads Games (UDS) -29.8%
Kekius Maximus (KEKIUS) -15.8%
Hot Mom (HOTMOM) -12.8%
📈 Standard Chartered: BTC could hit $500K under Trump
Institutions are buying Strategy stock instead of BTC. $250M+ indirect exposure in Q1 alone
Saylor’s shares now the boomer-friendly Bitcoin 😇
😀 MapleStrategy wants Canada’s biggest BTC treasury
Name’s giving knockoff vibes. Claims are giving giga Saylor energy
Hype or real talk from the Great North? 🧊
💸 US M2 money supply hits all-time high — $22.03T
More dollars doesn’t mean more value. Printing > producing leads to inflation 📉
Some flee to crypto — others call it a pyramid
So who’s really inflating what? 🐈
🪙 Bitcoin is less than 2% away from its all-time high - hitting $107,985 this morning
🪓 Top altcoins are also up modestly. Analysts credit institutional demand and positive U.S. regulation vibes
ATH this week? Let’s see ❔
🪙 Strive is reportedly planning to acquire 75,000 BTC from the Mt. Gox repayment pool to build its own Bitcoin treasury
🚬 Sounds like someone’s trying to skip the line to become the next MicroStrategy
😀 Welcome to the bull market
Who’s still waiting for confirmation now? 💼
💸 Bitcoin on the menu at Steak 'n Shake
Lightning network goes full fat
Does ketchup come with a QR code now? 🤭
😨 Addentax Group, a Chinese apparel giant, announced plans to ape into Bitcoin, $TRUMP, and more, with a war chest of $800 million
🕵️♂️ Guess by printing stock and swapping T-shirts for sats and memes
