🐈 US stablecoin bill gains Senate support — bull run talk begins
66 senators voted yes on the GENIUS Act. Officials say it could unlock trillions in Treasury demand and fuel crypto growth
ETH, SOL, and DeFi already warming up 🕺
😨 SUI just speedran a bear market in 10 minutes
😱 Top DEX Cetus got hit, most coins on-chain nuked -80%, trading paused
🍿 Hey, Popcorn frens, TradFi just took a bite of memefi
🐱 WorldLibertyFi grabbed its first ever meme token: $B, cooked up on FourMeme and paired with $USD1 on BNB Chain
🪓A quiet but spicy nod to the $USD1 ecosystem
Will we see more TradFi players aping into memes next? ❔
😂 Hacker linked to Coinbase data leak swaps $42.5M BTC to ETH
Then starts trolling ZachXBT via on-chain messages. Crime, flex, and taunts — all on the blockchain
Hackers don’t tweet — they talk on-chain 🧠
🇺🇸 Texas passes law for strategic Bitcoin reserve
Lone Star State going full digital gold. BTC now part of state survival kit
Texas prepping for the apocalypse — with Bitcoin 🔥
😬 NBA champ missed out on $32B BTC bag
In 2015, Tristan Thompson took $82M cash over Bitcoin. Now he’s preaching crypto and hosting a podcast
From rebounds to rekt calculations 🍺
📢 3 FRESH DROPS, EVENTS & REWARDS YOU SHOULDN’T MISS
🕺 OpenSea x Abstract – XP Boxes for Active Users
If you’ve traded NFTs on Abstract network, XP boxes are coming your way
Deposit via OpenSea swap, buy/sell/hold verified Abstract NFTs
Don’t delay – OpenSea usually drops fast after announcements
Start here
🍺 $BEER 2.0 – Presale & $10K Giveaway
Launching May 21 at 17:00 UTC, by the OG Beercoin team (35x in 2024)
Improved tokenomics, 70% to liquidity, team tokens locked 2 years
$10K Giveaway:
• Set SOL wallet, invite friends, climb the leaderboard
🎁 Notcoin – Massive Giveaway: Stickers & Telegram Gifts
10,000+ gift boxes with golden Telegram gifts, rare stickers & more
What to do:
• Join @notcoin_bot & connect wallet
• Hold $NOT
• Stay active in @VoidNotHereBot
⚠️ We’re just sharing opportunities. DYOR!
🍷 Circle co-founder raises $18M for AI-powered bank
AI handles the money — humans just watch. Old finance is too slow, new tools already shipping
Banks now come with neural nets 🤖
🪙 Tether just printed 1B USDT
More fuel for the fire. Same playbook every cycle
What’s backed and what’s just backed by vibes? 🧘♀️
🍌 Justin Sun at SpaceX deciding whether to launch his banana into the Sun
Web3 strategy or vitamin D overdose? 🚀
😐 A U.S. tourist lost over $123K in XRP and Bitcoin after hopping into a fake Uber in London
🚬 The driver knew his name, posed as the pickup, and after a night out in Soho drugged and robbed him
🚬 Web3 rule #1: always verify the driver
😨 CoinMarketCap rolled out an AI assistant for crypto market analysis!
😱 It breaks down price triggers, token fundamentals, sentiment, and risk, with updates every 30 mins
😊 Portfolio insights, social feeds, and free-form Q&A are coming next
😐 Is this the ChatGPT of trading?
😊 Fear and Greed Index drops slightly to 70 (Greed) today, down from 71 yesterday
👍 Still greedy, still bullish, just a little less enthusiastic about it
🍕 For Bitcoin Pizza Day’s 15th anniversary
MARA and Gemini mined a whole BTC block shaped like a slice. Real fees, real block, real pizza vibes
Satoshi’s favorite topping confirmed 🧘♀️
💸 1.1 BTC fee ($120K) for one Bitcoin transaction
Blockchain said thank you
Was it love, fear or fat fingers? 💸
😥A whale just aped into a $1B long on BTC with 40x leverage
👍 The position was opened on Hyperliquid by trader James Wynn, with an entry at ~$108,065 and liquidation lurking at ~$102,672
💰 Current unrealized profit Over $35 million and counting
🤓 It’s not a bull market till someone risks
🍕 15 years ago, 10,000 BTC bought 2 Papa John’s pizzas
Laszlo posted on BitcoinTalk. Four days later, the deal was sealed
Would you like billion-dollar crust with that? 💸
☕️ Mugshot was already making coffee profitable. Now it’s going cross-chain
Thanks to VeChain x Wanchain, your $B3TR can now move to ETH, Solana, BTC, and more. That’s right - your reusable mug just got multichain utility
UX = better. Liquidity = deeper. Impact = global
We’re not just brewing - we’re bridging 🥂
🥇 Top Crypto Gainers & Losers: Wednesday, May 21
📈 Top Gainers:
Efinity (EFI) +297.2%
Connex (CONX) +77.9%
pSTAKE Finance (PSTAKE) +64.4%
📉 Top Losers:
Undeads Games (UDS) -29.8%
Kekius Maximus (KEKIUS) -15.8%
Hot Mom (HOTMOM) -12.8%
📈 Standard Chartered: BTC could hit $500K under Trump
Institutions are buying Strategy stock instead of BTC. $250M+ indirect exposure in Q1 alone
Saylor’s shares now the boomer-friendly Bitcoin 😇
😀 MapleStrategy wants Canada’s biggest BTC treasury
Name’s giving knockoff vibes. Claims are giving giga Saylor energy
Hype or real talk from the Great North? 🧊
💸 US M2 money supply hits all-time high — $22.03T
More dollars doesn’t mean more value. Printing > producing leads to inflation 📉
Some flee to crypto — others call it a pyramid
So who’s really inflating what? 🐈
🪙 Bitcoin is less than 2% away from its all-time high - hitting $107,985 this morning
🪓 Top altcoins are also up modestly. Analysts credit institutional demand and positive U.S. regulation vibes
ATH this week? Let’s see ❔
🪙 Strive is reportedly planning to acquire 75,000 BTC from the Mt. Gox repayment pool to build its own Bitcoin treasury
🚬 Sounds like someone’s trying to skip the line to become the next MicroStrategy
😀 Welcome to the bull market
Who’s still waiting for confirmation now? 💼
💸 Bitcoin on the menu at Steak 'n Shake
Lightning network goes full fat
Does ketchup come with a QR code now? 🤭
