📈 Standard Chartered: BTC could hit $500K under Trump
Institutions are buying Strategy stock instead of BTC. $250M+ indirect exposure in Q1 alone
Saylor’s shares now the boomer-friendly Bitcoin 😇
😀 MapleStrategy wants Canada’s biggest BTC treasury
Name’s giving knockoff vibes. Claims are giving giga Saylor energy
Hype or real talk from the Great North? 🧊
💸 US M2 money supply hits all-time high — $22.03T
More dollars doesn’t mean more value. Printing > producing leads to inflation 📉
Some flee to crypto — others call it a pyramid
So who’s really inflating what? 🐈
🪙 Bitcoin is less than 2% away from its all-time high - hitting $107,985 this morning
🪓 Top altcoins are also up modestly. Analysts credit institutional demand and positive U.S. regulation vibes
ATH this week? Let’s see ❔
🪙 Strive is reportedly planning to acquire 75,000 BTC from the Mt. Gox repayment pool to build its own Bitcoin treasury
🚬 Sounds like someone’s trying to skip the line to become the next MicroStrategy
😀 Welcome to the bull market
Who’s still waiting for confirmation now? 💼
💸 Bitcoin on the menu at Steak 'n Shake
Lightning network goes full fat
Does ketchup come with a QR code now? 🤭
😨 Addentax Group, a Chinese apparel giant, announced plans to ape into Bitcoin, $TRUMP, and more, with a war chest of $800 million
🕵️♂️ Guess by printing stock and swapping T-shirts for sats and memes
🐱 TopWin is now AsiaStrategy
New name new plan — entering Web3 with BTC buys
Is this just a rebrand or a bull run cosplay? 🐂
🎁 Telegram NFT Gift Marketplaces Hit $1.79M Daily
Tonnel, Getgems, and Fragment booming
Volume tripled in just 10 days
Did your stickers just become financial assets? 💌
⌚️ Michael Saylor’s new financial advice dropped:
Sell a tooth if you must, but never sell your Bitcoin
📊 Top Chains by Avg Stablecoin Transaction Size
Only ETH whales allowed — others bring snacks 🐳
🚬 The Fear & Greed Index ticked up to 71 today (from yesterday’s 70), keeping us locked in Greed territory
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🤓 Japan Unveils "The Vanishing Satoshi" Sculpture
⏳ A stunning new art installation pays tribute to Bitcoin's mysterious creator with an intentionally disappearing design
🍷 Circle co-founder raises $18M for AI-powered bank
AI handles the money — humans just watch. Old finance is too slow, new tools already shipping
Banks now come with neural nets 🤖
🪙 Tether just printed 1B USDT
More fuel for the fire. Same playbook every cycle
What’s backed and what’s just backed by vibes? 🧘♀️
🍌 Justin Sun at SpaceX deciding whether to launch his banana into the Sun
Web3 strategy or vitamin D overdose? 🚀
😐 A U.S. tourist lost over $123K in XRP and Bitcoin after hopping into a fake Uber in London
🚬 The driver knew his name, posed as the pickup, and after a night out in Soho drugged and robbed him
🚬 Web3 rule #1: always verify the driver
😨 CoinMarketCap rolled out an AI assistant for crypto market analysis!
😱 It breaks down price triggers, token fundamentals, sentiment, and risk, with updates every 30 mins
😊 Portfolio insights, social feeds, and free-form Q&A are coming next
😐 Is this the ChatGPT of trading?
😊 Fear and Greed Index drops slightly to 70 (Greed) today, down from 71 yesterday
👍 Still greedy, still bullish, just a little less enthusiastic about it
🍿 Hey Popcorn frens - JPMorgan’s latest alpha drop
🪙 They say Bitcoin is set to outpace gold by year’s end, driven by corporate FOMO and growing adoption across U.S. states
✋ Gold bugs sweating yet?
⏳ The U.S. territory of Tinian (Northern Mariana Islands) is set to become the first government entity in the United States to issue a USD stablecoin
☺️ Not bad for a place with a population smaller than a mid-tier DAO
😮 Kevin O'Leary spills the tea: traditional payment and forex platforms are lobbying hard against stablecoins
🐱 Because USDT & friends are starting to eat their lunch - faster, cheaper
😊 Borderless money doesn’t sit well with legacy gatekeepers
👊 Dave Portnoy calls it like it is: memecoins are a “pure gamble,” not meant for the long haul
☺️ Translation - degens gonna degen, just don’t bring a 10-year plan to a pump party
🪙 Meliuz just scooped up $28.4M worth of Bitcoin and officially become Brazil’s first BTC treasury company
🇺🇸 MicroStrategy, 🇯🇵 Metaplanet, 🇧🇭 Abraaj, 🇮🇪 McGregor... Now it’s Brazil’s turn on the Bitcoin scoreboard
⏳ One sniper made $3.8M flipping NXPC right after launch, dropped $500K, got in first, and used tools like Puissant, BlockRazor & bloXroute to dodge bots and paid $11.7K in gas for the privilege
🤓 Not bad ROI
🥇 Top Crypto Gainers & Losers: Thursday, May 15
📈 Top Gainers:
Litentry (LIT) +236.7%
Maple (MPL) +153.1%
BTU Protocol (BTU) +42.2%
📉 Top Losers:
Sudeng (HIPPO) -29.4%
Pi Network (PI) -27.3%
BLOCKv (VEE) -6.7%
🍿 Hey Popcorn frens, Trump family speedran the presidency like a DeFi launchpad
🤴 In just one month back in power, they allegedly bagged $2 billion
🚬 UAE investments in World Liberty Financial
😊 Launch of the $TRUMP token
☺️ A private club with a $500K entry fee
😐 Hotels, golf, real estate, you name it
😮 Oh, and Qatar gifted a $400M Boeing 747 to play pretend-Air Force One
😥 MAGA? More like Make Assets Grow Aggressively
