🥇 Top Crypto Gainers & Losers: Friday, May 9
📈 Top Gainers:
Moo Deng ($MOODENG) +141.2%
Peanut the Squirrel ($PNUT) +78.0%
Unicorn Fart Dust ($UFD) +54.7%
📉 Top Losers:
BOOP ($BOOP) -45.8%
Spectral ($SPEC) -33.8%
Bubblemaps ($BMT) -27.5%
💬 Michael Saylor:
“I could recommend a 5% BTC allocation in your portfolio
But the more rational allocation is 150%”
✏️Quick Market Updates Speedrun
🔭 CEX tokens pumping: $BNB +3.91%, $GT +2.48%
🎧 WCTC S7: 44K+ players, $5M prize pool, one lucky degen gets a Mustang GT
🙈 SHM CandyDrop live → trade $50+ to farm from 140,112 SHM. Ends May 26
💸 Reserves at $10.87B, BTC stack +2,802. Covered at 128.57%
Gate Research
Solana = 93M daily txs 📈
ETH net inflow: $904M 🤑
BTC wallets stacking
Raydium drops LaunchLab
$TRUMP up 50% w/ $320M fees
✏️ Kiril Malev just dropped the oldest alpha in crypto at Hack Season Dubai
Don’t. Touch. Your. Seed → Don’t share it. Don’t screenshot it. Don’t even think about pasting it in Notes
Until AI Agents save us all - self-custody still means self-responsibility. Institutions, that goes for you too ✋
🎉 Someone just made a 63x on the Pope
$1,000 → $63,000 on Polymarket for correctly betting on the next Pontiff
Faith-based alpha is real 🎧
✏️ Meta is reportedly planning to launch a stablecoin
We’ve officially come full circle: the metaverse is dead, long live MetaDollar 💸
💸BTC just flipped Google and Amazon in market cap
Bitcoin is now the 5th most valuable asset on the planet
From internet magic money to big league blue-chip 🎧
💰 We are in a full green today
Someone finally started winning? 🥂
🏦 U.S. banks just got way more crypto-friendly
They can now execute crypto trades for clients, outsource custody, and handle tax reporting on digital assets
Feels like TradFi’s finally catching up 💼
💸 Coinbase is buying options exchange Deribit for $2.9B
Guess derivatives weren’t optional after all 😏
💴 China turns on the money printer
The People’s Bank of China slashes rates and injects $138.5B to revive its sluggish economy. Funding targets include tech, infrastructure, and housing relief
Is this the stimulus Bitcoin’s been waiting for? 🐉
💵 Stripe adds stablecoin accounts in 100+ countries
Now you can send, receive, and hold USDC like it’s a regular bank account — but make it crypto
Banking, but make it web3 🏦
💴 Metaplanet is printing debt to print more sats
$21.25M in fresh bonds — all to stack Bitcoin
When ETF if you already go full Japan? 🇯🇵
💪 Steak 'n Shake goes full degen
Starting May 16, you’ll be able to pay for your fries with Bitcoin
100M customers. Zero excuses. Let's orange pill the drive-thru 💸
😲 Frankfurt police just went full Web3 CSI
€34M seized. Infrastructure gone. eXch exchange shut down
Turns out it was a hacker laundromat this whole time. Dirty money, clean blocks 💸
😎 Rumble CEO Chris Pavlovski just confirmed the company holds nearly 211 BTC
Decentralized content meets decentralized money. The plot thickens 😎
💀 Whale loses nearly $5M shorting ETH in 8 hours
⚫️He went 25x leverage on Hyperliquid
⚫️Entered at $2211
⚫️Liquidated at $2343
Someone please take the leverage button away from these people 😐
🔫 CS2 skin market just nuked in the meantime
Top-tier skins down 40%, Gamma Case dumped 47%
Imagine buying JPEGs with utility and still getting rugged,.. or CS players pumping ETH? ➡️
🔹ETH just had its biggest daily pump since 2021 - up over 20% in 24 hours
Traders vibing hard after the Pectra upgrade news. Even JPMorgan called it bullish
The merge walked. Shanghai jogged. Pectra is full sprint ⌨️
😲 Market is Green, as we are back at high greed - 73 today
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🥇 Top Crypto Gainers & Losers: Thursday, May 8
📈 Top Gainers:
Agent Ted ($TED) +155.5%
Titcoin ($TITCOIN) +36.2%
HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ETH) ($BITCOIN) +35.1%
📉 Top Losers:
Solayer ($LAYER) -23.7%
Test Token ($TST) -10.0%
VICE ($VICE) -12.9%
💸 Arizona Governor signs Bitcoin reserve bill
The law doesn’t allow BTC investments yet — but it lets the state hold unclaimed crypto assets
Government HODLing just got real 🕺
🪙 Ethereum after the Pectra upgrade: officially deflationary again!
🤡 Less ETH in circulation → more panic for the ones still sitting on the sidelines
👅 Trump: “Powell is a fool! Inflation’s low, tariffs bring money!”
🫡 Despite his pressure, Fed holds rates at 4.25–4.5%, citing inflation risks
🤵 Trump:
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🍿 Hey Popcorn frens, Gate.io news drop:
👍 $PITCOIN, $MrLeast, $GORK, $URGAY, $BABIFY now live on MemeBox!
⚡️ SHM spot, futures & Launchpool coming May 8
🎁 Salamanca ($DON) airdrop May 8
🏆 Gate leads April CEX market share at 9%, chasing Binance’s 38%
💀 $45M stolen from Coinbase users in one week
New wave of social engineering attacks is hitting hard — fake support chats, phishing links, and scam offers are draining wallets fast
Stay sharp, don’t click shady links and never share your info with “support” 👀
💰 Arthur Hayes sees $1M BTC by 2028
Forget the Fed — Hayes says the real money printer now sits at the US Treasury under Bessent, quietly reshaping global liquidity with bond buybacks and stealth auctions
Is this the silent bull engine nobody’s watching? 🧠
