💸 Bitcoin on the menu at Steak 'n Shake
Lightning network goes full fat
Does ketchup come with a QR code now? 🤭
😨 Addentax Group, a Chinese apparel giant, announced plans to ape into Bitcoin, $TRUMP, and more, with a war chest of $800 million
🕵️♂️ Guess by printing stock and swapping T-shirts for sats and memes
🐱 TopWin is now AsiaStrategy
New name new plan — entering Web3 with BTC buys
Is this just a rebrand or a bull run cosplay? 🐂
🎁 Telegram NFT Gift Marketplaces Hit $1.79M Daily
Tonnel, Getgems, and Fragment booming
Volume tripled in just 10 days
Did your stickers just become financial assets? 💌
⌚️ Michael Saylor’s new financial advice dropped:
Sell a tooth if you must, but never sell your Bitcoin
📊 Top Chains by Avg Stablecoin Transaction Size
Only ETH whales allowed — others bring snacks 🐳
🚬 The Fear & Greed Index ticked up to 71 today (from yesterday’s 70), keeping us locked in Greed territory
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🤓 Japan Unveils "The Vanishing Satoshi" Sculpture
⏳ A stunning new art installation pays tribute to Bitcoin's mysterious creator with an intentionally disappearing design
🇧🇷 Brazil wants to ban cross-border stablecoin transfers
The central bank also plans to tax usage and limit them domestically
Another day, another government scared of borderless money? 🧾
🪙 A record 14M+ BTC are now labeled “illiquid” - rarely moved or sold
💪 Historically, that’s a bullish sign for long-term price growth
💸 Not Your Teeth, Not Your Coins
Bitcoin vs teeth debate just dropped. Trezor out here doing dental memes now
Who needs a cold wallet when you got braces 🦷
💥 Blockstream CEO sees Bitcoin at $500K–$1M this cycle
Bold call or just another halving high dream?
Where do you place your bets? 🎯
💼 Saylor says Strategy could hit $10T thanks to Bitcoin
He told the FT that BTC could send the company to a $10 trillion market cap — and sees Bitcoin hitting $13 million by 2045
Long-term hodl or just long-term hopium? 🧠
💸 Bitwise CIO says it’s not just about Bitcoin
Despite BTC being king, there’s a strong case for adding ETH, SOL, and LINK to the mix — even for ETF-level investors
Diversify or die trying? 😏
⏳ Fear & Greed Index dips to 70 (Greed) today, down from yesterday’s 73
😊 Still greedy, still coping
🍿 Hey Popcorn frens - JPMorgan’s latest alpha drop
🪙 They say Bitcoin is set to outpace gold by year’s end, driven by corporate FOMO and growing adoption across U.S. states
✋ Gold bugs sweating yet?
⏳ The U.S. territory of Tinian (Northern Mariana Islands) is set to become the first government entity in the United States to issue a USD stablecoin
☺️ Not bad for a place with a population smaller than a mid-tier DAO
😮 Kevin O'Leary spills the tea: traditional payment and forex platforms are lobbying hard against stablecoins
🐱 Because USDT & friends are starting to eat their lunch - faster, cheaper
😊 Borderless money doesn’t sit well with legacy gatekeepers
👊 Dave Portnoy calls it like it is: memecoins are a “pure gamble,” not meant for the long haul
☺️ Translation - degens gonna degen, just don’t bring a 10-year plan to a pump party
🪙 Meliuz just scooped up $28.4M worth of Bitcoin and officially become Brazil’s first BTC treasury company
🇺🇸 MicroStrategy, 🇯🇵 Metaplanet, 🇧🇭 Abraaj, 🇮🇪 McGregor... Now it’s Brazil’s turn on the Bitcoin scoreboard
⏳ One sniper made $3.8M flipping NXPC right after launch, dropped $500K, got in first, and used tools like Puissant, BlockRazor & bloXroute to dodge bots and paid $11.7K in gas for the privilege
🤓 Not bad ROI
🥇 Top Crypto Gainers & Losers: Thursday, May 15
📈 Top Gainers:
Litentry (LIT) +236.7%
Maple (MPL) +153.1%
BTU Protocol (BTU) +42.2%
📉 Top Losers:
Sudeng (HIPPO) -29.4%
Pi Network (PI) -27.3%
BLOCKv (VEE) -6.7%
🍿 Hey Popcorn frens, Trump family speedran the presidency like a DeFi launchpad
🤴 In just one month back in power, they allegedly bagged $2 billion
🚬 UAE investments in World Liberty Financial
😊 Launch of the $TRUMP token
☺️ A private club with a $500K entry fee
😐 Hotels, golf, real estate, you name it
😮 Oh, and Qatar gifted a $400M Boeing 747 to play pretend-Air Force One
😥 MAGA? More like Make Assets Grow Aggressively
✋ MetaMask co-founder Dan Finlay says a token launch is still on the table, now that U.S. regulation is “safer”
👮 But beware: scams and speculation risks remain
🪙 Tether just printed another 1,000,000,000 USDT
Someone’s definitely feeling bullish today 📈
🪙 Ethereum Foundation launched the Trillion Dollar Security initiative, a bold plan to make Ethereum secure enough to safeguard trillions and onboard governments
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📈 MACD flips bullish for Bitcoin again
🪙 The momentum indicator just crossed zero, a move that’s preceded major BTC rallies 4 out of 5 times in the past 5 years
😥 Analysts now eye $140K–$200K targets by 2026
🍽 Dinner with Trump for just $1,200
Morten Kristensen and his friends made it to the TRUMP holders leaderboard by going long and short at the same time — with a bot tracking every rival wallet
Turns out blockchain dinners are all about gas, not class 😎
🐱 Japanese Textile Giant Is Now Mining Bitcoin
Kitanihon Boseki just pivoted from fabrics to hash rates — they’re not only mining BTC but also planning to launch their own token
Can’t wait to pay for socks in $KITA 🕺
🥇 Top Crypto Gainers & Losers: Wednesday, May 14
📈 Top Gainers:
inSure DeFi ($SURE) +54.8%
ConstitutionDAO ($PEOPLE) +54.6%
Launch Coin on Believe ($LAUNCHCOIN) +43.8%
📉 Top Losers:
REVOX ($REX) -43.6%
titcoin ($TITCOIN) -23.6%
Dupe ($DUPE) -23.0%
