🐱 MARA Holdings posted a $533M Q1 loss, thanks to BTC revaluation pains
🚶♂️ But hey, revenue still climbed to $214M, and their reserves now sit at 48,237 BTC
🪙 Post-halving production is down, with mining costs at $35,728 per BTC
😍 They’re eyeing a $2B stock sale
🚬 Big miners gonna dilute
💸 Coinbase revives HTTP 402 for AI payments
New x402 protocol lets AI agents send USDC using good old HTTP — no wallets, just bots paying bots
Skynet just got a crypto wallet 🤖
😮 Netflix is reportedly making a series about the collapse of FTX
Evan Peters might play SBF and Julia Garner could take the role of Caroline Ellison
Finally, a crypto drama with fewer rug pulls than real life 🎭
👍 Inter Milan’s #1 keeper now guarding your bags too
Gate.io partners with Yann Sommer to bring world-class reflexes to crypto security
🔼 Meanwhile, MemeBox lists SLUB, Sahur & WHIM — no bridges, no wait, just click & go
From the pitch to the chain, we stay protected 🎧
🥂 Sandeep Nailwal on Hack Seasons Dubai: “99% of crypto AI is just tokens with AI sprinkles”
UX wins. Real adoption = hiding crypto, using AI to simplify mess. Bro, you're either AI using crypto, or crypto using AI - not both
So, until AI stops hallucinating and starts trading better than you, maybe just let it help with the interface ⌨️
😌 We are a bit calmer today with Greed drop from 73 to 70, but still high
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🥇 Top Crypto Gainers & Losers: Friday, May 9
📈 Top Gainers:
Moo Deng ($MOODENG) +141.2%
Peanut the Squirrel ($PNUT) +78.0%
Unicorn Fart Dust ($UFD) +54.7%
📉 Top Losers:
BOOP ($BOOP) -45.8%
Spectral ($SPEC) -33.8%
Bubblemaps ($BMT) -27.5%
💬 Michael Saylor:
“I could recommend a 5% BTC allocation in your portfolio
But the more rational allocation is 150%”
✏️Quick Market Updates Speedrun
🔭 CEX tokens pumping: $BNB +3.91%, $GT +2.48%
🎧 WCTC S7: 44K+ players, $5M prize pool, one lucky degen gets a Mustang GT
🙈 SHM CandyDrop live → trade $50+ to farm from 140,112 SHM. Ends May 26
💸 Reserves at $10.87B, BTC stack +2,802. Covered at 128.57%
Gate Research
Solana = 93M daily txs 📈
ETH net inflow: $904M 🤑
BTC wallets stacking
Raydium drops LaunchLab
$TRUMP up 50% w/ $320M fees
✏️ Kiril Malev just dropped the oldest alpha in crypto at Hack Season Dubai
Don’t. Touch. Your. Seed → Don’t share it. Don’t screenshot it. Don’t even think about pasting it in Notes
Until AI Agents save us all - self-custody still means self-responsibility. Institutions, that goes for you too ✋
🎉 Someone just made a 63x on the Pope
$1,000 → $63,000 on Polymarket for correctly betting on the next Pontiff
Faith-based alpha is real 🎧
✏️ Meta is reportedly planning to launch a stablecoin
We’ve officially come full circle: the metaverse is dead, long live MetaDollar 💸
💸BTC just flipped Google and Amazon in market cap
Bitcoin is now the 5th most valuable asset on the planet
From internet magic money to big league blue-chip 🎧
💰 We are in a full green today
Someone finally started winning? 🥂
🇧🇴 Bolivia launching a national digital currency for cross-border payments
The "virtual boliviano" goes live on August 6 — right in time for the country’s 200th independence anniversary
Dedollarization vibes intensify 💸
Degens are splitting in two: 😎 Security Maxis vs 💃 UX Addicts
Blum’s Hleb Kostarev says some just want to ape on Solana without thinking, right on Hack Seasons Dubai. Others want Fort Knox on-chain
Projects now have to pick: smooth ride or armored truck 🖥
🪙 Tether enters Asia with Kaia L1 launch
More chains, more users, more stablecoin supremacy
Is it too early to call Tether the USDT of Asia? 😯
🤔 Bhutan embraces crypto for tourism
Binance Pay x DK Bank = the first national crypto payment rollout
Souvenirs now payable in stablecoins 💱
🚫 Florida Drops Plans for a Bitcoin Reserve
Bills HB487 and SB550 were shelved indefinitely, joining a growing list of failed BTC reserve efforts across multiple states
Looks like not everyone’s stacking sats just yet 😅
💴 Metaplanet is printing debt to print more sats
$21.25M in fresh bonds — all to stack Bitcoin
When ETF if you already go full Japan? 🇯🇵
💪 Steak 'n Shake goes full degen
Starting May 16, you’ll be able to pay for your fries with Bitcoin
100M customers. Zero excuses. Let's orange pill the drive-thru 💸
😲 Frankfurt police just went full Web3 CSI
€34M seized. Infrastructure gone. eXch exchange shut down
Turns out it was a hacker laundromat this whole time. Dirty money, clean blocks 💸
😎 Rumble CEO Chris Pavlovski just confirmed the company holds nearly 211 BTC
Decentralized content meets decentralized money. The plot thickens 😎
💀 Whale loses nearly $5M shorting ETH in 8 hours
⚫️He went 25x leverage on Hyperliquid
⚫️Entered at $2211
⚫️Liquidated at $2343
Someone please take the leverage button away from these people 😐
🔫 CS2 skin market just nuked in the meantime
Top-tier skins down 40%, Gamma Case dumped 47%
Imagine buying JPEGs with utility and still getting rugged,.. or CS players pumping ETH? ➡️
🔹ETH just had its biggest daily pump since 2021 - up over 20% in 24 hours
Traders vibing hard after the Pectra upgrade news. Even JPMorgan called it bullish
The merge walked. Shanghai jogged. Pectra is full sprint ⌨️
😲 Market is Green, as we are back at high greed - 73 today
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