🚫 Florida Drops Plans for a Bitcoin Reserve
Bills HB487 and SB550 were shelved indefinitely, joining a growing list of failed BTC reserve efforts across multiple states
Looks like not everyone’s stacking sats just yet 😅
💴 Metaplanet is printing debt to print more sats
$21.25M in fresh bonds — all to stack Bitcoin
When ETF if you already go full Japan? 🇯🇵
💪 Steak 'n Shake goes full degen
Starting May 16, you’ll be able to pay for your fries with Bitcoin
100M customers. Zero excuses. Let's orange pill the drive-thru 💸
😲 Frankfurt police just went full Web3 CSI
€34M seized. Infrastructure gone. eXch exchange shut down
Turns out it was a hacker laundromat this whole time. Dirty money, clean blocks 💸
😎 Rumble CEO Chris Pavlovski just confirmed the company holds nearly 211 BTC
Decentralized content meets decentralized money. The plot thickens 😎
💀 Whale loses nearly $5M shorting ETH in 8 hours
⚫️He went 25x leverage on Hyperliquid
⚫️Entered at $2211
⚫️Liquidated at $2343
Someone please take the leverage button away from these people 😐
🔫 CS2 skin market just nuked in the meantime
Top-tier skins down 40%, Gamma Case dumped 47%
Imagine buying JPEGs with utility and still getting rugged,.. or CS players pumping ETH? ➡️
🔹ETH just had its biggest daily pump since 2021 - up over 20% in 24 hours
Traders vibing hard after the Pectra upgrade news. Even JPMorgan called it bullish
The merge walked. Shanghai jogged. Pectra is full sprint ⌨️
😲 Market is Green, as we are back at high greed - 73 today
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🥇 Top Crypto Gainers & Losers: Thursday, May 8
📈 Top Gainers:
Agent Ted ($TED) +155.5%
Titcoin ($TITCOIN) +36.2%
HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ETH) ($BITCOIN) +35.1%
📉 Top Losers:
Solayer ($LAYER) -23.7%
Test Token ($TST) -10.0%
VICE ($VICE) -12.9%
💸 Arizona Governor signs Bitcoin reserve bill
The law doesn’t allow BTC investments yet — but it lets the state hold unclaimed crypto assets
Government HODLing just got real 🕺
🪙 Ethereum after the Pectra upgrade: officially deflationary again!
🤡 Less ETH in circulation → more panic for the ones still sitting on the sidelines
👅 Trump: “Powell is a fool! Inflation’s low, tariffs bring money!”
🫡 Despite his pressure, Fed holds rates at 4.25–4.5%, citing inflation risks
🤵 Trump:
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🍿 Hey Popcorn frens, Gate.io news drop:
👍 $PITCOIN, $MrLeast, $GORK, $URGAY, $BABIFY now live on MemeBox!
⚡️ SHM spot, futures & Launchpool coming May 8
🎁 Salamanca ($DON) airdrop May 8
🏆 Gate leads April CEX market share at 9%, chasing Binance’s 38%
😌 We are a bit calmer today with Greed drop from 73 to 70, but still high
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🥇 Top Crypto Gainers & Losers: Friday, May 9
📈 Top Gainers:
Moo Deng ($MOODENG) +141.2%
Peanut the Squirrel ($PNUT) +78.0%
Unicorn Fart Dust ($UFD) +54.7%
📉 Top Losers:
BOOP ($BOOP) -45.8%
Spectral ($SPEC) -33.8%
Bubblemaps ($BMT) -27.5%
💬 Michael Saylor:
“I could recommend a 5% BTC allocation in your portfolio
But the more rational allocation is 150%”
✏️Quick Market Updates Speedrun
🔭 CEX tokens pumping: $BNB +3.91%, $GT +2.48%
🎧 WCTC S7: 44K+ players, $5M prize pool, one lucky degen gets a Mustang GT
🙈 SHM CandyDrop live → trade $50+ to farm from 140,112 SHM. Ends May 26
💸 Reserves at $10.87B, BTC stack +2,802. Covered at 128.57%
Gate Research
Solana = 93M daily txs 📈
ETH net inflow: $904M 🤑
BTC wallets stacking
Raydium drops LaunchLab
$TRUMP up 50% w/ $320M fees
✏️ Kiril Malev just dropped the oldest alpha in crypto at Hack Season Dubai
Don’t. Touch. Your. Seed → Don’t share it. Don’t screenshot it. Don’t even think about pasting it in Notes
Until AI Agents save us all - self-custody still means self-responsibility. Institutions, that goes for you too ✋
🎉 Someone just made a 63x on the Pope
$1,000 → $63,000 on Polymarket for correctly betting on the next Pontiff
Faith-based alpha is real 🎧
✏️ Meta is reportedly planning to launch a stablecoin
We’ve officially come full circle: the metaverse is dead, long live MetaDollar 💸
💸BTC just flipped Google and Amazon in market cap
Bitcoin is now the 5th most valuable asset on the planet
From internet magic money to big league blue-chip 🎧
💰 We are in a full green today
Someone finally started winning? 🥂
🏦 U.S. banks just got way more crypto-friendly
They can now execute crypto trades for clients, outsource custody, and handle tax reporting on digital assets
Feels like TradFi’s finally catching up 💼
💸 Coinbase is buying options exchange Deribit for $2.9B
Guess derivatives weren’t optional after all 😏
💴 China turns on the money printer
The People’s Bank of China slashes rates and injects $138.5B to revive its sluggish economy. Funding targets include tech, infrastructure, and housing relief
Is this the stimulus Bitcoin’s been waiting for? 🐉
