🧠 Foreign States Might Print Money to Buy Bitcoin
“If foreign states are smart, they’ll devalue their own currencies by printing fiat to buy Bitcoin”
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⌚️CZ now advising Kyrgyzstan on blockchain. Yes, really.
😊Binance co-founder Changpeng Zhao just signed a memorandum with Kyrgyzstan to help the country with blockchain tech
🚬 From launching an exchange to advising governments...
🐱 Fear & Greed Index ticked up 3 points to 28 and moved from Extreme Fear to plain old Fear
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🥇 Top Crypto Gainers & Losers: Thursday, April 3 (24H)
📈 Top Gainers
Saros ($SAROS) +48.4%
VICE ($VICE) +38.1%
FUNToken ($FUN) +29.1%
📉 Top Losers
doginme ($DOGINME) -39.2%
Keyboard Cat ($KEYCAT) -37.0%
Based Fartcoin ($FARTCOIN) -33.4%
🍿Popcorn voting alert
🐱 Breaking news, possibly life-changing: Aethir (ATH) just got listed on Binance Futures and featured in Binance Alpha
Now they just need one last push, your vote 😥
☺️Yep, those are the GPU wizards building Web3’s cloud infra for AI, powered by shiny new NVIDIA chips. Think Amazon Cloud, but actually decentralized and not stuck in 2008 🚬
👉 Cast your vote (faster than your MetaMask loads)
😊And drop a retweet while you’re at it , maybe the AI gods will reward you later
Let’s vote, retweet, and casually observe that ATH rocket 🚀
WEN ATH? Soon, but only if you click 😏
🇺🇸 Trump 2.0: The Tariff Strikes Back
Get ready for “Golden Age” America, now with more taxes!
Starting April 5, every country gets slapped with a 10% base tariff just for existing. On April 9, 25% tariffs hit foreign cars
🔧 New "Friendly Tariffs":
China: 34%
Vietnam: 46% (ouch)
EU: 20% (ciao, cheese)
UK: 10% (special relationship, still taxed)
Cambodia: 49% (what did they do??)
Israel: 17%
And the rest... you get the idea.
🚨 OnlyFans Creator Wants to Buy TikTok
OnlyFans founder Tim Stokely and HBAR Foundation submitted a bid to buy TikTok from ByteDance
OnlyFans + HBAR = TikTok… what could possibly go viral? 👀
🔁 Binance Responds to FDUSD Drama
🔼Binance confirmed FDUSD is fully backed with $2.05B in reserves—more than the circulating supply. Funds are reportedly held in U.S. Treasuries and fixed deposits.
🔼Meanwhile, Justin Sun insists First Digital Trust is bankrupt and urges everyone to cut ties. FDT denies the claims, calling them defamatory.
Stablecoins and courtroom drama—what could go wrong? 🍿
🔥 Fidelity now offers crypto in retirement plans
Investors can finally allocate crypto directly through a Fidelity retirement account. BTC in your 401(k)? Welcome to the future of hodling
Still think retirement is boring? 😏
🥇 Top Crypto Gainers & Losers: Tuesday, April 2 (24H)
📈 Top Gainers:
Titcoin ($TITCOIN) +46.0%
Mythos ($MYTH) +32.9%
White Bike ($BIKE) +25.5%
📉 Top Losers:
Act I The AI Prophecy ($ACT) -42.9%
Mask Network ($MASK) -39.5%
Keyboard Cat ($KEYCAT) -35.8%
💸 $FDUSD Depegs Hard - Down 15%
Stablecoin? Not today
After Justin Sun hinted at possible insolvency at First Digital Trust, $FDUSD lost its $1 peg, falling over 15%
Trust is fragile. So are stables 🔭
🇺🇸 Eric Trump says Bitcoin is better than real estate
He called BTC a top-tier store of value—liquid, resilient, and a smarter hedge than property in today’s market
The Eric Trump effect loading? BTC -10% in 3… 2… 1 👀
🕵️♂️ UPCX Hack: $70M Gone
Hackers just exploited crypto platform UPCX and drained $70 million
Web3 security still feels like Web1 sometimes huh? 😵💫
🧱 Pavel Durov made $1.1M selling NFT bricks for April Fools
7000 Telegram bricks dropped as gifts
Sold out in 34 minutes at $160 each
Guess it’s time to invest in digital construction 🐸
🐋 ETH Whales Are Loading Up
Ethereum whales bought the dip hard—over 130,000 $ETH added to top wallets in just one day
Buy low, whale later? 👀
🚀 AVAX to the Moon? Standard Chartered thinks so
According to their prophecy, AVAX could hit $250 by the end of 2029, that's a spicy 10x+ from where we are now📈
👀Thank the Etna upgrade (aka Avalanche9000)
Result
👉 25 subnets and counting
👉 +40% developer growth
Let’s see if the snowball becomes an avalanche 🚶♂️
💪Arthur Hayes: Bitcoin just needs to survive until April 15
🪙According to BitMEX co-founder, April 15 (U.S. Tax Day) is the make-or-break moment for BTC
If Bitcoin holds above $76,500 until then, “we’re out of the woods” 🚬
Tax season is coming and apparently, so is salvation 💸
🎉 Popcorn April Fools' Contest – Winners
😈 Hey frens, after reviewing all the submissions (and wiping the tears from laughing), we’re ready to announce our 5 prank champions
And the winners are:
✨ MR WHITE
✨ Hotaro 🐾💲BLM
✨ Augustine OG Xw3
✨ Alone
✨ Zalzic
💰Check your wallets, frens!
Thanks to everyone who joined in!
We’ll be back with more contests soon 😊
Hey popcorn frens 🍿
RWA is holding strong while markets shake
4 cards, real alpha - let’s go 👇
💰Robert Kiyosaki is stacking silver, are you?
😊Gold just smashed its all-time high ($3115/oz), but silver? Still lagging behind at $34 - 60% below its ATH
🚬Kiyosaki’s bet that Silver will 2x this year to $70. He’s buying more, and he’s not shy about it.
He says:
You don’t have to be rich to buy silver. Almost anyone can afford one coin. I’d rather save silver than fake paper money
Gold, silver, and Bitcoin aren’t going up - fiat is just going down
🧊 Trump Slaps Tariffs on Penguin Islands
New 10% tariffs now apply to Heard and McDonald Islands—uninhabited Australian territories home to exactly zero people and a whole lot of penguins
Looks like even penguins gotta pay up now 💸
👍 PayPal goes full crypto
🔼US users can now buy, sell, and hold $SOL and $LINK in the PayPal app
🔼This comes after launching $PYUSD on Solana to speed things up
Fun fact: Solana flipped PayPal’s market cap back in Nov 2024 😎
😨Fear & Greed Index drops to 25 – Extreme Fear is back
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🎮 GameStop Raises $1.48B to Buy Bitcoin
The meme stock legend just secured $1.48B in convertible notes—and plans to load up on $BTC
Retail is back, but this time it’s bringing a hardware wallet 👀
💸 Metaplanet Adds 696 BTC
Japan’s Metaplanet just stacked 696 more BTC, pushing their total holdings over 4,000 BTC
How many sats is enough sats? 🧮
🇺🇸 Incoming: US Treasury to reveal crypto reserves on April 5
They’ll share full details on Bitcoin holdings—and whether XRP, SOL, and ADA make the cut for the national digital asset reserve
Which token’s about to get presidential approval? 🧐
😊 Fundstrat’s Tom Lee Sees $150K BTC in 2025
Spoke on CNBC today, saying Bitcoin could cross $150K by year-end
Optimist or just early? 👀
