🇺🇸 Trump’s Crypto Strategy Raises Eyebrows
◽️World Liberty Financial reportedly raised $550M in stablecoins
◽️Then bought $210M in ETH at $3300
◽️Then backed tariffs that crashed the market
◽️Now? Selling ETH at $1400
Masterclass in 4D chess or just burning cash with style? 😐
🤣 Eric Trump once said: “Great time to buy Ethereum” — back when it was $3000
“Thank me later,” he promised
ETH is now under $1500
Well… thanks, I guess? 🍷
😰 SEC Acting Chair Orders Review of Past Crypto Statements
Mark Uyeda wants the agency to rethink its stance on:
🔼 The 2019 Howey Test crypto guidance
🔼 2020 response to Wyoming’s crypto custody rules
🔼 2021 trader risk alerts & Bitcoin futures FUD
🔼 2022 crypto risk disclosure push
Translation: “Maybe we were a little dramatic?” 🤷♀️
💸Peter Schiff to Saylor: Better bring a money truck
🪙MicroStrategy now holds 528,185 BTC, that’s ~2.6% of all Bitcoin in existence
🐱Total spent since 2020 - $33.63B, at an average price of $67,458 per coin
🤔 Asia just nuked
🔽 Japan -8.8%
🔽 Hong Kong -9.4%
🔽 China -10%
🔽 South Korea -8.8%
🔽 Taiwan -10%
🔽 Singapore -7%
🔽 Malaysia & Philippines -4%
🏋️ Conor McGregor Launches $REAL Token
I changed the fight game, whiskey, stout - now it’s time for crypto
🔭 We are steadily growing, still in Feat but 34 today
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💸 Bitcoin flashback: 2013
Imagine being at Bitcoin 2013 in San Jose — $BTC at $100, 1000 attendees, and Andreas Antonopoulos giving a talk to an empty room while everyone ran to see Gavin Andresen
Would you have bought or just grabbed a free T-shirt? 🚽
🇺🇸 Hut 8 and Eric Trump Launch “American Bitcoin”
A new mining firm focused 100% on BTC and building crypto reserves. Public company plans to scale up to 50 EH/s with <15 J/TH efficiency
Patriot mining but make it hashpower 😊
🇮🇷 Iran officials stole $21M in crypto
IRGC officers allegedly seized tokens during a Cryptoland probe—then sent them to personal wallets and cashed out
Turns out the real crypto criminals were wearing uniforms 😶
🚨 Today, April 4, Solana will see its biggest token unlock until 2028
🚶♂️Staked in 2021 when it was worth $37M, now welcome to the 5x club
😊Some of it already hit Kraken and Coinbase
Early stakers eat, late bagholders weep 🫡
⚖️ CLS Global admits to wash trading and gets slapped with a $428K fine
🔼The market maker is banned from U.S. crypto markets for 3 years
🔼FBI caught them pumping fake volumes for NexFundAI
🔼Registered in UAE, but served 50+ clients worldwide—including U.S.
Next up: Gotbit? 👀
📉 9 out of 10 recent Coinbase listings are now trading below their listing price
Only $PENDLE is in the green. Worst performers? $DOGINME and $MORPHO
So much for the “Coinbase pump” theory 😅
🇺🇸 What’s Trump’s Vibe Right Now?
With all the crypto news, policies, and penguin tariffs flying around lately—how are we feeling about Trump’s current energy?
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📉Bitcoin could drop to $10K - Bloomberg’s Mike McGlone
🧹 Markets are overheated, and crypto needs a cleansing
😔 Dogecoin at $20B? He calls it pure overvaluation: “It should go to zero”
😵 Recovery wont be fast like in 2020. This time, it’s gonna be slow and painful
😨Brace yourselves - the winter is coming
📉 Weekly crypto flows:
🔼$240M total outflows
🔼$107M pulled from BTC
🔼$37.7M out of ETH
And the US hasn’t even opened yet 💀
💥 $1.36B wiped in 24h
93% of Bybit liquidations were longs
Who’s next in the meat grinder? 🤔
💧 Conor McGregor’s $REAL Token Sale Flops Hard
🔼Raised: $213K, while a minimum target is $1M
🔼Goal: $3.6M with 7 hours left
Notorious in the ring, but this one’s looking like a $REAL rug pull... on himself 😱
🆗Senator Tuberville is set to propose a bill that would allow Americans to invest their retirement savings into crypto
Finally, a retirement plan that includes both 401(k)s and 100x degen plays😎
🧨 BlackRock: Bitcoin could replace the dollar
Larry Fink warns the US must fix its debt problem—or risk losing reserve currency status to digital assets:
◽️Interest payments now $950B
◽️BTC could hit $700K
◽️DeFi makes finance faster, cheaper, clearer
◽️Tokenization is the “email moment” for markets
How long before TradFi joins the chain? 🫡
☕️Just earned crypto from Mugshot for drinking coffee
Snapped my eco-mug, stacked rewards, and started my day with a wallet pump🚀
No grind, just good vibes and sustainable sips
Nothing hits B3TR than that 🥂
🥇 Top Crypto Gainers & Losers: Friday, April 4 (24H)
📈 Top Gainers:
MIU ($MIU) +321.2%
Titcoin ($TITCOIN) +74.1%
Keeta ($KTA) +29.1%
📉 Top Losers:
Fartboy ($FARTBOY) -22.1%
Jambo ($J) -17.5%
Tokenbot ($CLANKER) -16.5%
💼Introducing: The Popcorn Today Action Figure™
100% toy usage. Fights FUD by day, farms memes by night. Comes with BTC, snacks, and market charts.
Only real use: vibes and chaos📱
📊 Dormant Bitcoin Wakes Up
🔼1,057 BTC moved after 7–10 years of silence
🔼Old coins like this often wake up before big dumps
🔼Wall Street nervous. Trump dropping tariffs
Just a shuffle or storm incoming? 👀
😊 The Prime Minister of Liechtenstein confirmed, that he holds Bitcoin and other crypto
BTC is limited and scarce. It’s something people can trust
🇨🇳 Cango Goes Full Bitcoin
Chinese auto firm Cango just ditched its local biz for $352M to focus on BTC mining. Bitmain takes the wheel, handing over 32 EH/s of hashpower in return
Bull market doing rebrands better than consultants? 😅
