🤖 Ethereum now has an official page on integrating AI with blockchain
David Sacks:
“AI is the biggest tech wave in history. Everything led to the era of AI agents”
🥇 Top Crypto Gainers & Losers: Wednesday, March 26 (24H)
📈 Top Gainers:
Jelly-My-Jelly ($JELLYJELLY) +127.6%
Swell ($SWELL) +65.5%
Finvesta ($FINVESTA) +38.3%
📉 Top Losers:
SATS (Ordinals) ($SATS) -24.6%
Purr ($PURR) -22.0%
MMX ($MMX) -19.6%
😵💫 Saylor loses “Crazy Maximalist of the Year” to… Teddy Bitcoins
💼 Now he’s asking if switching to Mikey Saylor would’ve helped him win
Teddy called him the 🐐 though, so at least there’s that
Next year we demand a rematch — with entrance music and laser eyes 💥
🤖 BitBoy arrested again
Crypto influencer jailed after calling a judge corrupt facing up to 3 years, no bail
🔼Last time it was about a Lambo and a livestream
🔼This time - just poor judgment
Mental health > moonbags? 🤔
