🤔 Asia just nuked
🔽 Japan -8.8%
🔽 Hong Kong -9.4%
🔽 China -10%
🔽 South Korea -8.8%
🔽 Taiwan -10%
🔽 Singapore -7%
🔽 Malaysia & Philippines -4%
🏋️ Conor McGregor Launches $REAL Token
I changed the fight game, whiskey, stout - now it’s time for crypto
🔭 We are steadily growing, still in Feat but 34 today
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💸 Bitcoin flashback: 2013
Imagine being at Bitcoin 2013 in San Jose — $BTC at $100, 1000 attendees, and Andreas Antonopoulos giving a talk to an empty room while everyone ran to see Gavin Andresen
Would you have bought or just grabbed a free T-shirt? 🚽
🇺🇸 Hut 8 and Eric Trump Launch “American Bitcoin”
A new mining firm focused 100% on BTC and building crypto reserves. Public company plans to scale up to 50 EH/s with <15 J/TH efficiency
Patriot mining but make it hashpower 😊
🇮🇷 Iran officials stole $21M in crypto
IRGC officers allegedly seized tokens during a Cryptoland probe—then sent them to personal wallets and cashed out
Turns out the real crypto criminals were wearing uniforms 😶
🚨 Today, April 4, Solana will see its biggest token unlock until 2028
🚶♂️Staked in 2021 when it was worth $37M, now welcome to the 5x club
😊Some of it already hit Kraken and Coinbase
Early stakers eat, late bagholders weep 🫡
⚖️ CLS Global admits to wash trading and gets slapped with a $428K fine
🔼The market maker is banned from U.S. crypto markets for 3 years
🔼FBI caught them pumping fake volumes for NexFundAI
🔼Registered in UAE, but served 50+ clients worldwide—including U.S.
Next up: Gotbit? 👀
📉 9 out of 10 recent Coinbase listings are now trading below their listing price
Only $PENDLE is in the green. Worst performers? $DOGINME and $MORPHO
So much for the “Coinbase pump” theory 😅
🇺🇸 What’s Trump’s Vibe Right Now?
With all the crypto news, policies, and penguin tariffs flying around lately—how are we feeling about Trump’s current energy?
👇 Cast your vote:
✅Positive
❌Negative
Drop your answer (Positive or Negative) in the comments — we’ll pick 5 random winners for a 1 TON prize 🎁🎁
🧠 Foreign States Might Print Money to Buy Bitcoin
“If foreign states are smart, they’ll devalue their own currencies by printing fiat to buy Bitcoin”
☕️ MUGSHOT = COFFEE → CRYPTO 💰
🔼Take a pic of your morning mug
🔼Upload it
🔼Earn an airdrop. Instantly
Powered by VeChain - yeah, the UFC partner one 🥊
No staking, no charts, just coffee → snap → earn
Mugshot is the alpha
⌚️CZ now advising Kyrgyzstan on blockchain. Yes, really.
😊Binance co-founder Changpeng Zhao just signed a memorandum with Kyrgyzstan to help the country with blockchain tech
🚬 From launching an exchange to advising governments...
🐱 Fear & Greed Index ticked up 3 points to 28 and moved from Extreme Fear to plain old Fear
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💧 Conor McGregor’s $REAL Token Sale Flops Hard
🔼Raised: $213K, while a minimum target is $1M
🔼Goal: $3.6M with 7 hours left
Notorious in the ring, but this one’s looking like a $REAL rug pull... on himself 😱
🆗Senator Tuberville is set to propose a bill that would allow Americans to invest their retirement savings into crypto
Finally, a retirement plan that includes both 401(k)s and 100x degen plays😎
🧨 BlackRock: Bitcoin could replace the dollar
Larry Fink warns the US must fix its debt problem—or risk losing reserve currency status to digital assets:
◽️Interest payments now $950B
◽️BTC could hit $700K
◽️DeFi makes finance faster, cheaper, clearer
◽️Tokenization is the “email moment” for markets
How long before TradFi joins the chain? 🫡
☕️Just earned crypto from Mugshot for drinking coffee
Snapped my eco-mug, stacked rewards, and started my day with a wallet pump🚀
No grind, just good vibes and sustainable sips
Nothing hits B3TR than that 🥂
🥇 Top Crypto Gainers & Losers: Friday, April 4 (24H)
📈 Top Gainers:
MIU ($MIU) +321.2%
Titcoin ($TITCOIN) +74.1%
Keeta ($KTA) +29.1%
📉 Top Losers:
Fartboy ($FARTBOY) -22.1%
Jambo ($J) -17.5%
Tokenbot ($CLANKER) -16.5%
💼Introducing: The Popcorn Today Action Figure™
100% toy usage. Fights FUD by day, farms memes by night. Comes with BTC, snacks, and market charts.
Only real use: vibes and chaos📱
📊 Dormant Bitcoin Wakes Up
🔼1,057 BTC moved after 7–10 years of silence
🔼Old coins like this often wake up before big dumps
🔼Wall Street nervous. Trump dropping tariffs
Just a shuffle or storm incoming? 👀
😊 The Prime Minister of Liechtenstein confirmed, that he holds Bitcoin and other crypto
BTC is limited and scarce. It’s something people can trust
🇨🇳 Cango Goes Full Bitcoin
Chinese auto firm Cango just ditched its local biz for $352M to focus on BTC mining. Bitmain takes the wheel, handing over 32 EH/s of hashpower in return
Bull market doing rebrands better than consultants? 😅
🐋 ETH Whales Are Loading Up
Ethereum whales bought the dip hard—over 130,000 $ETH added to top wallets in just one day
Buy low, whale later? 👀
🚀 AVAX to the Moon? Standard Chartered thinks so
According to their prophecy, AVAX could hit $250 by the end of 2029, that's a spicy 10x+ from where we are now📈
👀Thank the Etna upgrade (aka Avalanche9000)
Result
👉 25 subnets and counting
👉 +40% developer growth
Let’s see if the snowball becomes an avalanche 🚶♂️
💪Arthur Hayes: Bitcoin just needs to survive until April 15
🪙According to BitMEX co-founder, April 15 (U.S. Tax Day) is the make-or-break moment for BTC
If Bitcoin holds above $76,500 until then, “we’re out of the woods” 🚬
Tax season is coming and apparently, so is salvation 💸
🎉 Popcorn April Fools' Contest – Winners
😈 Hey frens, after reviewing all the submissions (and wiping the tears from laughing), we’re ready to announce our 5 prank champions
And the winners are:
✨ MR WHITE
✨ Hotaro 🐾💲BLM
✨ Augustine OG Xw3
✨ Alone
✨ Zalzic
💰Check your wallets, frens!
Thanks to everyone who joined in!
We’ll be back with more contests soon 😊
