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*Ladies discussing their sex lives during 🥶 winter in New Delhi*
Mrs. Gill - I notice that when I go down on Mr. Gill and give him a blowjob his balls are always cold.
Mrs. Khosla -- Mr. Khosla's balls are cold too, when I give Blowjob.
Mrs. Singh is shocked. How can you both do such thing? *It is so disgusting*.
Both explain to Mrs. Singh that a blowjob is the best way in getting him to buy Jewellery
Mrs. Singh agrees and says I will try tonight.
Next Day ... Both are shocked to see Mrs. Singh's face bruised and beaten black and blue.
What Happened they asked ??
Mrs. Singh -- Mr. Singh did this.
Ladies -- But why would he hit you when you are *sucking his lollipop*??
Mrs. Singh -- I don't know, I was giving him a great blowjob and all I said was - Your balls are also cold like Mr. Khosla and Mr. Gill...
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
It was unlikely that at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another job.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book that showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million.
Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $ 2 million.
She explained that she had 'charged' him for sex, and these were the results of her savings and investments.
The husband was so astounded he could barely speak.
Finally, he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have had sex only with you!'
That's when she shot him.....!
You know now, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut, especially when drunk..!
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A Sindhi millionaire kept a mistress in Hong Kong, bought a house and also gave her a monthly allowance of $5,000. The house cost him about $700,000 in 2015. He sold the house this year for $3.8 million, after he broke up with her. A quick calculation showed that after 7 years of fling with the woman, he still had a net gain of $2.8 million plus 7 years of great sex. When his wife found out, she yelled at him. CHARIYA MUA! Why the hell you didn't keep two Mistresses?
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A man caught a goldfish,
"Let me go and I will grant you a wish," said the goldfish.
"But I don't need anything. I have a house, a summer house by the sea, cars, a cottage in the mountains, a yacht, more than enough money..... I only fish for pleasure" - he says.
"Come on, please, let me go, I'll fulfill any wish!"
"Well, ok!"- says the guy "From now on I wish that my dear wife and I always have an orgasm together!" and releases the fish!
"Voila granted!" says the little fish.
The man picked up his fishing equipment, put it in the car, and happily drove home.
On the way home he came twice!
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