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Last night I was returning from a party. I was high and saw there was a Police checking. Was scared at that very moment but then immediately got down from the driving seat and sat on the back seat.
After few mins. an officer came and asked me to move my car ahead for alcohol test.
I said: "My driver ran away seeing you."
He said: "Then you move your car ahead for the checking."
I said: "No sir, as a true Indian citizen I should not drive, drunk."
Officer looked at me, got emotional and applauded me for my responsible behaviour..
He sent one constable with me to drive my car home.
Kaun kehta hai peene k baad dimag kaam nahi karta ?
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A Sindhi millionaire kept a mistress in Hong Kong, bought a house and also gave her a monthly allowance of $5,000. The house cost him about $700,000 in 2015. He sold the house this year for $3.8 million, after he broke up with her. A quick calculation showed that after 7 years of fling with the woman, he still had a net gain of $2.8 million plus 7 years of great sex. When his wife found out, she yelled at him. CHARIYA MUA! Why the hell you didn't keep two Mistresses?
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Dorab bawa has been taking night classes and is keen to show off his new found knowledge to his good friend, Hosi.
Dorab: " do you know who Graham Bell is?"
Hosi: "No."
Dorab: "He is the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this."
The next day a similar discussion took place:
Dorab: "Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?"
Hosi: "No."
Dorab: "He is the author of "The 3 Musketeers". If you took night courses you would know this."
The next day, once again:
Dorab: "And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?"
Hosi: "No."
Dorab: "He's the author of "Confessions", if you took night courses you would know this."
Now this time aapro Hosi got so irritated and said, "And benchod do you know who Cawas Karu is?"
Dorab: "No."
Hosi: " Ghelchodia he is the guy sleeping with your wife Frenny Fatakri! If you stopped these night courses you would know about these daily intercourses... CHUTYA!"
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