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An Army Major went to consult a doctor:
*Army Major:* Doctor, I think Amoxicillin is better than Ampiclllin. 3 doses 1-0-1 should be taken. Along with that antidepressants also. Then antacids and B Complex 1-1-1 for 3 days.....
*Doctor (laughing):* I’ve done MBBS, MD, DM and practicing for last 28 years. You think you know better?
*Army Major* : But I saw your tweet on HOW Army should deploy troops on F4 zone in Ladakh against the Chinese....
Silence !
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*How Fali Dikra benefited from buying a used Yezdi*
A Parsi lad, Fali, wanted to buy a used Yezdi. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Yezdi with a *For Sale* sign on it.
The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in mint condition. He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.
'Well, it's quite simple,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain', and he presents Fali a large jar of Vaseline.
That night, Fali's girlfriend, Fereshteh, invites him over to meet her parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there.
Just before they enter the house, Fereshteh stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family. *When we eat dinner, we don't talk!* In fact, the FIRST person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes..... '
'No problem!' says our Fali, and in they go.
Fali is shocked. Right in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks - dirty dishes!!!
They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Fali decides to take advantage of the situation. He leans over and kisses Fereshteh. No one says a word. He reaches over and fondles her breasts. Nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and takes her, right there in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mum horrified! Yet, when he sits back down, *no one says a word!*
He looks at her mum. She's got a great body too, he thinks. Fali grabs mum, bends her over the table, pulls down her knickers, and turns her every which way he can right there on the dinner table. She has a big orgasm, and Fali sits down.
Fereshteh is furious, her dad is boiling, and mum has a beatific smile.
But still....*Total silence prevails.*
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain..
Fali remembers his beloved Yezdi! He pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket......
Suddenly the father shouts: *'I'll do the dishes!! I'll do the dishes!!!'.*
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A few days ago, I searched on Google, “How much does a helicopter cost?” Since then, my life has been a mess.
No matter where I went YouTube, Facebook, Instagram luxury ads started bombarding me, like:
* *Spend your vacation at Burj Khalifa*
* *Gift your wife a diamond necklace.*
* *The pyramids of Egypt are waiting for you.*
* *Pre-book the iPhone 17 now.*
* *Buy your dream home in Canada.*
* *We have 1 acre of prime land on the moon for you.*
To get out of this mess, last night I searched,
*“How to fix torn shoes?”*
And just like that, the problem was solved.
The ads started changing.
Since this morning, Facebook, YouTube, and Instagram have been showing me ads like:
*Buy 2 pairs of sandals for just ₹370 and get ₹20 cashback.
* XYZ washing powder for only ₹100, with a free mug on a 2 kg pack.
* On half a kilo of son papdi, get 100 grams of namkeen free.
* Repair your torn shoes at cheap rates.
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A man found out that his new maid is actually a male....!!! . .
Right now, this is not the problem ....
The problem is :- His wife is asking him how he found out!!!!
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Dave was excited about his new .338 rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He travelled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That bear was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering briefly, Dave decided to accept the latter alternative.
So the black bear had his way with Dave. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Dave soon recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead.
Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.
The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Dave. That bear was my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
Again, Dave thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Dave.
Although he survived, it took several months before Dave fully recovered.
Now Dave was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder.
He turned around to find giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it, Dave, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
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A divine healer in a Kerala Church called out – “Anyone with special needs who wants to be prayed for, come forward to the front”.
Hearing that, Kunjappan, got in line and when it was his turn the Pastor asked, "Kunjappan, what do you want me to pray for you ?"
Kunjappan replied,
"Pastor, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The Pastor put one finger of one hand on Kunjappan's ear, placed his other hand on top of Kunjappan's head, and then prayed and prayed and the whole congregation joined in with much enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the Pastor removed his hands, stood back and asked: "Kunjappan, how is your hearing now ?"
Kunjappan answered,
"I don't know. My hearing is actually next Thursday at the Ernakulam High Court !" 🤦🏼
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